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IamRAMBO24 07-09-2013 05:16 AM

What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
I was in a hurry and had to ride the elevator to the 5th floor. I saw this granny walking towards the elevator. She was walking real slow. I don't know why I did it, but my mind just said, "F*ck it" and I pressed the close button. She gave me this "OMG you just did not" look. I just realized that was one of the d*ckish things I've done in a while.

PejaNowitzki 07-09-2013 05:39 AM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
****ed a soon-to-be-married chick, a week before their wedding. I was also dating her cousin at the time, so it was doubly ****ed up. Feel a little guilty everytime I run into them but the sex was great.

enayes 07-09-2013 10:58 AM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Stole my friends xbox 360 game and sold it on eBay.

Stole over 10 graphing calculators while in high school and sold them on eBay.

Almost got caught stealing a bag of shrimp from Hannaford, I was stopped by loss prevention but I ran away.

I was working at Taco Bell one night in 2008 and I was starving. I was in the break room and I saw a huge burrito up on the top shelf, one that someone had obviously made for themselves. I stuffed it in my pocket and went to the bathroom to eat it :oldlol: When I came back I saw one of the Mexican workers looking around for it, he was on his way home and had made the burrito to take with him for dinner.

Draz 07-09-2013 11:24 AM

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Lmfao

SilkkTheShocker 07-09-2013 11:26 AM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
You're all terrible people.

Jameerthefear 07-09-2013 11:28 AM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
You're all terrible people.

"Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer."
-SilkkTheShocker

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Tarik One 07-09-2013 11:56 AM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback

TheReal Kendall 07-09-2013 12:04 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarik One
When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback


:roll: :roll:

Did you ever tell him what happened?

OhNoTimNoSho 07-09-2013 12:48 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
I dont know if its the biggest ive made, but the most recent. I drove behind a funeral procession to skip a bunch of lights and stop signs just because i was late too work.

chosen_one6 07-09-2013 12:53 PM

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Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.

daily 07-09-2013 12:58 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
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Originally Posted by OhNoTimNoSho
I dont know if its the biggest ive made, but the most recent. I drove behind a funeral procession to skip a bunch of lights and stop signs just because i was late too work.

I think that's more of an opportunist than a dickhead :lol

Jameerthefear 07-09-2013 01:08 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chosen_one6
Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.

oh man, that ain't right :lol

Bandito 07-09-2013 01:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chosen_one6
Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.

That is so fvcked up!

TheReal Kendall 07-09-2013 01:33 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chosen_one6
Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.


I don't blame you man.

Women be lying online.

1987_Lakers 07-09-2013 01:52 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarik One
When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback

:roll:

irondarts 07-09-2013 02:01 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarik One
When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback

:oldlol: :oldlol:

daily 07-09-2013 02:02 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ShannonElements
You know you aren't a good person when you have to put as much thought into it as I have...

Where do I begin?

How about taking pictures of a girl's ass in public? Creepy? Dickhead? Or public service?


It's hard to say without a picture

2013 Lakers 07-09-2013 02:12 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ShannonElements
You know you aren't a good person when you have to put as much thought into it as I have...

Where do I begin?

How about taking pictures of a girl's ass in public? Creepy? Dickhead? Or public service?


A public service only if you share them online.




Jameerthefear 07-09-2013 02:23 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...


fvck now i look suspect...

enayes 07-09-2013 02:44 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...


fvck now i look suspect...


Keep it going, start inviting dudes over late at night just to mess with her.

ace23 07-09-2013 02:46 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...


fvck now i look suspect...

:roll:

rufuspaul 07-09-2013 03:23 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 Lakers
A public service only if you share them online.






:bowdown:

chosen_one6 07-09-2013 09:07 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 Lakers
A public service only if you share them online.





Those two pics > than all the models dudes be posting on here. Seriously, those model pics are always touched up and are misleading. Those two pics are REAL. I'd f*** the sh*t out of both of them.

tmacattack33 07-09-2013 09:17 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IamRAMBO24
I was in a hurry and had to ride the elevator to the 5th floor. I saw this granny walking towards the elevator. She was walking real slow. I don't know why I did it, but my mind just said, "F*ck it" and I pressed the close button. She gave me this "OMG you just did not" look. I just realized that was one of the d*ckish things I've done in a while.


That's a very in-your-face and obvious jerk move, but in the end it really isn't that bad. That old lady probably had to wait another 40 seconds for another elevator...big deal she can handle it (unless this was in a hospital and she was in pain or something which is obviously different).

KNOW1EDGE 07-09-2013 09:25 PM

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On a regular basis, when im hungry in the break room and don't have any food, I go in the fridge and just take and eat what I want. (As long as it doesn't have a name on it) :banana: And I don't feel bad whatsoever

The thing I still feel worst about though: I worked at a home for people with developmental disabilities, this kid used to give me cash to put in his locked cubby. For about a month I noticed $100 bill that was kinda hidden in the back of his cubby, I was broke one day and wanted to go to a Blazer game that night, I took the hundred dollar bill. A week later the boss asked me if I had seen it, I told him I never noticed it. The boss was always forgetting and losing stuff, so he just assumed that he had lost it so he gave the kid $100 out of his own pocket. Once I finally quit working there, I took the kid out to lunch, slipped him a hundo and told him if anyone asked him where he got it that he found it. I felt SOOOOO bad about it for like a month.

^^That's probably the worst, most sh1tty thing I have ever done.:hammerhead: :banghead:

ALBballer 07-09-2013 09:44 PM

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When i worked in a restaurant I would occasionally spit in people's food.

Ye i was that guy..

Jameerthefear 07-09-2013 09:50 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KNOW1EDGE
On a regular basis, when im hungry in the break room and don't have any food, I go in the fridge and just take and eat what I want. (As long as it doesn't have a name on it) :banana: And I don't feel bad whatsoever

The thing I still feel worst about though: I worked at a home for people with developmental disabilities, this kid used to give me cash to put in his locked cubby. For about a month I noticed $100 bill that was kinda hidden in the back of his cubby, I was broke one day and wanted to go to a Blazer game that night, I took the hundred dollar bill. A week later the boss asked me if I had seen it, I told him I never noticed it. The boss was always forgetting and losing stuff, so he just assumed that he had lost it so he gave the kid $100 out of his own pocket. Once I finally quit working there, I took the kid out to lunch, slipped him a hundo and told him if anyone asked him where he got it that he found it. I felt SOOOOO bad about it for like a month.

^^That's probably the worst, most sh1tty thing I have ever done.:hammerhead: :banghead:

Wow you're a douche, but at least he came out with 100 extra...

chips93 07-09-2013 09:50 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ALBballer
When i worked in a restaurant I would occasionally spit in people's food.

Ye i was that guy..


just if they were a dick to you first? or just randomly?

paperstreet 07-09-2013 10:23 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Got a guy fired from the state park I worked at over the summer when I was in college.

He was driving recklessly and hit a road sign. I saw him do it, but I could have kept my mouth shut. The manager asked me about it the next day so I told him, long story short, he was fired.

I felt kind of bad about it

Heavincent 07-09-2013 10:37 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...


fvck now i look suspect...


:roll:

TheMilkyBarKid 07-09-2013 10:52 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
I work in a bar and when I know a customer has had too much and is being,a general ****head, ill overcharge them and keep the difference for myself. I don't do it too often but I remember once making about $80 one shift from this.
I also once lost a bet with a mate and out of spite jizzed on the note dried it off then gave it to him. I later showed him a pic of the note with jizz on it.

SpecialQue 07-09-2013 11:24 PM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
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Originally Posted by TheMilkyBarKid
I also once lost a bet with a mate and out of spite jizzed on the note dried it off then gave it to him. I later showed him a pic of the note with jizz on it.


:biggums:

d.bball.guy 07-10-2013 12:18 AM

Re: What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?
 
Most recent that I can remember was I kissed a girl who has a boyfriend. Well, idk if that's a dick move but it's against my philosophy not to do such thing. :lol

Tarik One 09-09-2015 11:21 AM

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Bump

This thread came to mind after something occurred the other day at Target. I just got off work went to Target to grab a few things. Some condescending middle-aged woman with a demanding tone asked where the light bulbs are. I responded with: "I'm on my break. Ask someone else", and walked off. Then I heard her say "Excuse me?"

Felt good.


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