What if there were eggs of an endangered bird in there? That makes it a federal crime right? Damn Greg, you might be doing time next to some terrorists, maybe even get sent to Guantanamo Bay.
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What if there were eggs of an endangered bird in there? That makes it a federal crime right? Damn Greg, you might be doing time next to some terrorists, maybe even get sent to Guantanamo Bay.
[QUOTE=Nanners]You are screwed man. Minimum sentence for lighting a bird house on fire is 10 years.[/QUOTE]
maybe his mum can bail him out? if not he will have to befriend the child molesters more quickly than i thought; they're middle aged, wealthy, and horny... they will bail him out if he throws them his bone
You're toast dude. Burning a damned birdhouse, god, that's gonna land you at least sixth months in juvie. Watch your ass buddy, and I hope you're ready for the secondary school you're gonna be crammed into once you get out. It's highly likely that your life will devolve into one of crime. You're caught in a vicious cycle now. By the time you get out of the hall you won't want to be a criminal any more, but with your record behind you that's gonna be the only future you got. No employer will hire someone that lights birdhouses on fire. You won't be able to finish high school, your family will throw you out, and you'll be dead or back in prison at 18. Good luck.
"Go thy way, and sin no more." You're probably not going to get a severe punishment, and the danger is that you won't take the situation seriously after that. A dumb teenage kid that burns a birdhouse isn't going to do any real time and your life should not be derailed for such a minor offense, but for God's sake, grow a brain.
Look what happens when you let Greg out of his cage Shannon, he goes ape shit and does the most destructive thing he can. (hopefully there wasn't a bird in that birdhouse) Now poor innocent Greg is walking the path toward becoming a class A serial killer, all thanks to you Shannon!
And to that, I say cheers mate! :cheers:
Hey Greg, me and some of the guys (okay it was just Pete) decided to chip in and get you a going away present.
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Don't worry, after the first time you kind of go numb.
I'm willing to chip in Rufus, only to help make Greg's childhood a little less painful to remember...
[QUOTE=playtetris]there's no way to redeem yourself, greg. and i'm talking about in the eyes of the law and the eyes of your mother. the shame associated with being a convicted arsonist will stay with you for the rest of your life. my advice is to cut your losses, put all your possessions in a little sack, attach it to a stick, and drift from town to town. you still look relatively innocent (yes homo), so i would recommend becoming a grifter, gaining the confidence of and then ripping off old child molesters. if you tell them you're already a criminal you can ingratiate yourself more quickly. a whole life of criminality is ahead of you, greg... don't sweat it.[/QUOTE]
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Buy a 4 million dollar ring, ask David Stern to bail you out and engineer illegal trade to get a HOFer into your team in exchange of the worst #1 pick of all time.
Oh wait.
lmao
OP is an idiot
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[QUOTE=rufuspaul]Hey Greg, me and some of the guys (okay it was just Pete) decided to chip in and get you a going away present.
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Don't worry, after the first time you kind of go numb.[/QUOTE]
damn, i was going to give him a carrot, a pack of condoms and a meditation tape to practice. we should've pooled our ideas :ohwell:
No one gets raped in juvi.
[quote=playtetris]damn, i was going to give him a carrot, a pack of condoms and a meditation tape to practice. we should've pooled our ideas :ohwell:[/quote]
See I thought you would use a boomerang instead, being from Australia and all.
[quote=OneMoreSucka]No one gets raped in juvi.[/quote]
I actually think, due to the seriousness of the crime that Greg will be treated as an adult here.
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