Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else
The internet doesn't count....
-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was cocaine.
- Went to a party and saw an old friend from our high school days. She was about a 6 back than but worked her way to a 7.5. We end up talking for a few hours and going back to my apartment. Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there.
- I have a recurring dream where im in the middle of a graveyard beating off
-I had to house sit for a week for one of parent's friends. I proceeded to piss in all their plants just for the hell of it everyday.
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I shit on the ground in public bathrooms
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^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.
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[QUOTE=rufuspaul]^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.[/QUOTE]
^^ THAT
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[QUOTE=ZeN]^^ THAT[/QUOTE]
+1
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Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
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I stalk my gf sometimes on Facebook and Twitter. When she doesn't answer my calls or texts in a timely fashion, I drive by her work to see if she's still there.
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
Why are cousins always so hot?
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[QUOTE=Flagrant 2]I shit on the ground in public bathrooms[/QUOTE]
What the f.uck is wrong with you?
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?
He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=ZeN]You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?
He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
Some people need a narrative to get off
as fu[I]c[/I]ked up as that is
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[QUOTE=ZeN]You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?
He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.
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[QUOTE=MMM]Some people need a narrative to get off
as fu[I]c[/I]ked up as that is[/QUOTE]
Net is filled with narrative.
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[QUOTE=ace23]We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.[/QUOTE]
You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.
Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.
Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. [COLOR="White"]But they are bad. [/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: