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You can have 5 huge dudes and Im still taking the Silverback unless someone has a gun or long sword or a bomb or something
Shaq.
we still have the smarts on our side though. To make it fair we will give our dynamic duo one spear to help in their crusade.
I think their best bet is to lure the silverback into a narrow gulley, with Ben Wallace standing at one end beating his chest. As the silverback pounces, Lebron uses his vert and speed from behind to pierce the gorilla just before its about to rip wallace in half.
No weapons? The gorilla, you absolute moron.
[QUOTE=Crown&Coke]You can have 5 huge dudes and Im still taking the Silverback unless someone has a gun or long sword or a bomb or something[/QUOTE]
It would take a hell of a lot more than 5 huge dudes. Realistically... I'm not sure it can be done unless the humans are totally unconcerned with their own well being. In that case, however many it takes to just jump on top of each other to pin it to the ground and crush it to death while crushing themselves to death. Otherwise... the only way humans could ever do it in an open field with nothing around and no weapons would be to just have so many people that it simply ran out of energy.
The thing could literally rip people's skulls out along with their spine. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Orlando Magic]No weapons? The gorilla, you absolute moron.[/QUOTE]
1 spear brah
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honestly, doubt a silverback would have any chance against this guy
[QUOTE=theaussieguy][url]http://www.bballone.com/benw/images/benwallace_main.jpg[/url]
honestly, doubt a silverback would have any chance against this guy[/QUOTE]
Then why create this thread?
I would just put the gorilla in an armbar. Would be over
[QUOTE=d.bball.guy]Then why create this thread?[/QUOTE]
i said i doubt he couldn't, not that i was certain, learn some engrish please
[QUOTE=theaussieguy]i said i doubt he couldn't, not that i was certain, learn some engrish please[/QUOTE]
Sh*t. I'm nedd for stop redings Theoo postings.
I'd take the Gorilla over the entire NBA. Noone is dumb enough to go in and get themselves killed distracting the Gorilla so everyone else can pile on top of it. It would rip people limb from limb.
there is no way those two would be stupid enough to fight a gorilla barehanded
This is what the strength of a chimp can do to a human:
- [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/11/charla-nash-chimp-attack_n_354001.html"]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/11/charla-nash-chimp-attack_n_354001.html[/URL]
- [URL="http://connect.in.com/chimp-attack/photos-woman-s-face-ripped-off-by-chimp-the-daily-telegraph-fdcd755928fa026e.html#image_button"]http://connect.in.com/chimp-attack/photos-woman-s-face-ripped-off-by-chimp-the-daily-telegraph-fdcd755928fa026e.html#image_button[/URL]
Now imagine what a gorilla could do.
5 lebrons, 5 ben wallaces, and 5 shaqs, maybe.
lebron will just throw one of his many bricks at the Gorillas head
Wilt by himself.
[QUOTE=miller-time]5 lebrons, 5 ben wallaces, and 5 shaqs, maybe.[/QUOTE]
No. Silverback wins. A silverback could bench press 4500 lbs, which is 10x more than any of those guys. Put 10x the strength into one creature and he would be able to take them out so quickly that their numbers would be meaningless.
It would be like me fighting 8 year olds. I could pummel them indefinitely without consequence until exhaustion sets in.
Mike Tyson thinks he could do it.
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
LMFAO.
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[QUOTE=therammingman]I would just put the gorilla in an armbar. Would be over[/QUOTE]
hope your kidding.......taking jujitsu classes twice a week might help you defend yourself against some random person who doesn't know how to fight...
but against a Gorilla?..no way....Gorilla would bite you or slam you with the arm you attacked....
only hope is to attack the back and sink ina RNC...even then it's a long shot.
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[QUOTE=AlphaWolf24]hope your kidding.......taking jujitsu classes twice a week might help you defend yourself against some random person who doesn't know how to fight...
but against a Gorilla?..no way....Gorilla would bite you or slam you with the arm you attacked....
only hope is to attack the back and sink ina RNC...even then it's a long shot.
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would kobe take that gorilla 1 on 1?
Lol. :roll: :roll:. Like many others have said... a Silverback Mountain Gorilla.. or even Lowland Gorilla (smaller) would obliterate any man in the world in a fight. I don't care if you're Chuck Lidell or whoever. MAYBE 5 or 6 guys Shaq's size could subdue a Gorilla but that's assuming the Gorilla doesn't kill them 1 by 1 with one blow or by breaking their neck.
I mean come on guys..1 full force punch from a gorilla would likely knock someone's head off, literally.
[QUOTE=BlackJoker23]would kobe take that gorilla 1 on 1?[/QUOTE]
Kobe would have a better chance then Jordan simply because he's a better shooter with more range...
(don't want to get close )
:D
If it was actual true caged life or death, Either one would be able to beat the Silverback Gorilla solo.
Ever seen a big Gorilla strike ? All they do is rush you in a little shuffle and try to throw forearms. Gorillas as hand to hand combat gods is the silliest thing ever. A large professional athelete, or even a smaller professional fighter, would be able to make the silverback gorilla run away without much risk of injury or death.....if they chose to.
you guys are crazy. An armbar on that gorilla and it would be over. I'd rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.
[QUOTE=28renyoy]I mean come on guys..1 full force punch from a gorilla would likely knock someone's head off, literally.[/QUOTE]Gorillas don't know how to punch. Their striking is really low impact and laughable. Ever seen one fight ?
And even the biggest amongst them aren't six feet tall. Big Silverbacks are mostly like 5'5" and 300 pounds.
[QUOTE=therammingman]you guys are crazy. An armbar on that gorilla and it would be over. I'd rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.[/QUOTE]
thats what street fighter and mortal kombat is doing to our kids......
[QUOTE=therammingman]you guys are crazy. An armbar on that gorilla and it would be over. I'd rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.[/QUOTE]As long as you're willing to lose some blood when the gorilla bites your leg as you're sinking in the armbar.....
...then yes, the armbar would tear the gorillas tendons rendering one arm useless, then you could circle that way, tagging it's eyes and nose with straight rights and lefts, and it would be defensless to block them.......IF the gorilla didn't just immediately turn and run(which it would do) immediately after getting it's arm tendons torn to peices by the armbar.
[QUOTE=Orlando Magic]No. Silverback wins. [B]A silverback could bench press 4500 lbs, which is 10x more than any of those guys. [/B]Put 10x the strength into one creature and he would be able to take them out so quickly that their numbers would be meaningless.
It would be like me fighting 8 year olds. I could pummel them indefinitely without consequence until exhaustion sets in.[/QUOTE]This is total nonsense. Silver back gorillas can't even deadlift a 400 pound atlas stone.
[QUOTE=BarberSchool]Gorillas don't know how to punch. Their striking is really low impact and laughable. Ever seen one fight ?
And even the biggest amongst them aren't six feet tall. Big Silverbacks are mostly like 5'5" and 300 pounds.[/QUOTE]
male silverbacks can weigh as much as 550 lbs. and their strength is more than 10x that of a man of the same size/weight.
They may not have a great punch, but if the silverback got its hands on you, you would never escape. They would crush a man's spine easily.
no human could fight an enraged male silverback
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Wilt
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My girlfriends brother works at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. He said the Orangutans there used to unscrew the nuts that went onto the bolts that secured objects in the enclosure.
These animals did this with their fingers.
I do not think some of you appreciate how strong these kind of animals are.
[QUOTE=BarberSchool]As long as you're willing to lose some blood when the gorilla bites your leg as you're sinking in the armbar.....
...then yes, the armbar would tear the gorillas tendons rendering one arm useless, then you could circle that way, tagging it's eyes and nose with straight rights and lefts, and it would be defensless to block them.......IF the gorilla didn't just immediately turn and run(which it would do) immediately after getting it's arm tendons torn to peices by the armbar.[/QUOTE]
I have brains and tactics on my side...the gorilla would go for straight murder. Knowing that, I would use that to my advantage and render him completely futile and useless. From the armbar I could go into the sleeper hold, go for his eyes, and he would be done. I have no doubt
[QUOTE=therammingman]I have brains and tactics on my side...the gorilla would go for straight murder. Knowing that, I would use that to my advantage and render him completely futile and useless. From the armbar I could go into the sleeper hold, go for his eyes, and he would be done. I have no doubt[/QUOTE]Armbar a freaking gorilla :lol :roll: :facepalm
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The gorilla dragged a full grown man with one arm and he wasn't even trying hard at all. Yeah I'm sure you can rip his arm off. :lol
Sleeper hold on a neck the size of a tree trunk. :lol