Pickup lines with high success rates?!?!
Im not to keen to online dating. But recently broken my leg and will be stuck in my bed for the next month. So for past time i opened couple dating profiles and man its very entertaining.
I seen someone post one here earlier a pickup line like
"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"
Man you wouldn't believe the type of success you get with that. Girls were riding my nuts after i sent them that.
So just post some of ya golden lines no need to be greedy.
Grown up post please no childish sh*t
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My cawk is really big, gimme your number.
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^^^That is my personal gem, works every time.
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
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hey you wanna go to my place for a pizza and a f*ck?
What, you dont like pizza?
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[QUOTE=hayden695]My cawk is really big, gimme your number.[/QUOTE]
Lol i thing this one only works on this adultfinder sites lmfao
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[QUOTE=HansMoleman]i dont understand whats so successful about that line? what do women find irressistable about it?[/QUOTE]
Try it the bust out laughing and find it funyy and cute. Trust me try it
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All I say is that I have an enormous wallet. I don't even like it anymore, it was something I came up with on the spot, but I've yet to find someone who didn't reply with a laugh and initiate contact with me yet.
"i have a reallllllyyyyy fat wallet ;)
kiddingggg. i think you're really cute and want to get to know you" and then saying the "pizza at my house then [COLOR="Black"]f[/COLOR]uck? What? You don't like pizza?" line is hilarious hahaha
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[QUOTE=v-unit]All I say is that I have an enormous wallet. I don't even like it anymore, it was something I came up with on the spot, but I've yet to find someone who didn't reply with a laugh and initiate contact with me yet.
"i have a reallllllyyyyy fat wallet ;)
kiddingggg. i think you're really cute and want to get to know you" and then saying the "pizza at my house then [COLOR="Black"]f[/COLOR]uck? What? You don't like pizza?" line is hilarious hahaha[/QUOTE]
Hahaha what? Lmfao that fat wallet works?
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[QUOTE=CeoTypeDoe619]Hahaha what? Lmfao that fat wallet works?[/QUOTE]
It's not even a pick up line, lol. It's just a stupid line to make them smile I guess. It's a good "attention grabber" imo, has always gotten me a conversation
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i swear this line works like gold for me:
"hey you wanna buy me a drink?"
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"You know, I'm responsible for all those crop circles"
Never fails.
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"I'm single and lonely and in desperate need of a girlfriend. PLEASE go out with me. PLEASE."
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[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]Hi
works every time![/QUOTE]
too plain if you tryna holla at a bad girl
girls here that too often
got to catch they attention