A Teabagger, Union Member and a CEO are sitting at a table with a dozen cookies. The CEO immediately takes 11 cookies for himself. The CEO then turns to the Teabagger and says, "Watch out for that union guy, he wants part of your cookie."
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A Teabagger, Union Member and a CEO are sitting at a table with a dozen cookies. The CEO immediately takes 11 cookies for himself. The CEO then turns to the Teabagger and says, "Watch out for that union guy, he wants part of your cookie."
[quote=Ass Dan]A Teabagger, Union Member and a CEO are sitting at a table with a dozen cookies. The CEO immediately takes 11 cookies for himself. The CEO then turns to the Teabagger and says, "Watch out for that union guy, he wants part of your cookie."[/quote]
That's actually kinda funny. You earn one rufus lol.
I laughed.
lol
Q-Why does India suck at soccer?
A-Every time they get a corner they try to open a convenience store.
these are heartily enjoyable, my esteemed sir or madam (danielle? dani?). please continue.
Ass Dan is amazing.
Little Jonny raises his hand in class and says: "Ms. Jones I need to piss yo!"
Ms Jones replies: "We do not use that word Jonny, I will not let you go till you use the proper word. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence."
Little Jonny replies: "Ms Jones, you're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts you'd be a nine."
:facepalm
Q-Why did the Cavaliers fail to win any Ring the past 3 seasons?
A-Because they only had 1 *(like this thread).
[QUOTE=NoName22]:facepalm[/QUOTE]
He mad.
Keep going Dan!
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[QUOTE=Premeditated]Q-Why did the Cavaliers to win any Ring the past 3 seasons?
A-Because they only had 1 *(like this thread).[/QUOTE]
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I asked my wife if we could try the Chilean Miner position the other night. She asked if it was the one where she goes deep down on my shaft and stays there until she needs to come up for air? I told her no, its the one where she f-ucks off and I don't see her for 4 months.
*Passes the mic back to Dan*
Done
And
Done
[QUOTE=Done_And_Done]I asked my wife if we could try the Chilean Miner position the other night. She asked if it was the one where she goes deep down on my shaft and stays there until she needs to come up for air? I told her no, its the one where she f-ucks off and I don't see her for 4 months.
*Passes the mic back to Dan*
Done
And
Done[/QUOTE]
This > thread.
Sorry Ass Dan you've been ethered & renegated, let's just call you Jay-Z :lol
A Priest and a A Rabbi are sitting on a park bench when an adorable little toeheaded boy walks by. The Priest licking his lips says "Lets fvck him!", to which the Rabbi shrugs ... "Outta what?!?!"