If Johndeeregreen was Part 1
If John Deere Green was a nightmare of a Shakespeare Character he'd be Mon Leer Dream
If John Deere Green was an acre of grass on the front of a suburban residence, he'd be Lawn There Green.
If John Deere Green was a snippet of cinema involving two early to rise alcoholics he'd be Dawn Beer Scene
If John Deere Green was a terrorist investment scam he'd be Pon(zi) Fear Scheme.
Create your own!
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If Jefferson Money was straight he would be having sex with females
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[QUOTE=LamarOdom]If Jefferson Money was straight he would be having sex with females[/QUOTE]
If LamarOdom was an Arab country, he'd be QatarOdom
If LamarOdom was a villain in Aladdin he'd be Jafar odom
If Lamar odom was a spanish bullfighter he'd be Matarodom
If LamarOdom was a piece of male anatomy, he'd be LamarScrotum
If BuffaloBill was an amusement park ride, he'd be BuffaloThrill
If BuffaloBill was a member of the BP oil squad, he'd be BuffaloSpill
If BuffaloBill was a small sea organism with a shrimpy taste he'd be BuffaloKrill
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[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]If LamarOdom was an Arab country, he'd be QatarOdom
If LamarOdom was a villain in Aladdin he'd be Jafar odom
If Lamar odom was a spanish bullfighter he'd be Matarodom
If LamarOdom was a piece of male anatomy, he'd be LamarScrotum[/QUOTE]
If LamarOdom was a reality star, he'd be GlamourOdom
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]
If BuffaloBill was an amusement park ride, he'd be BuffaloThrill
If BuffaloBill was a member of the BP oil squad, he'd be BuffaloSpill
If BuffaloBill was a small sea organism with a shrimpy taste he'd be BuffaloKrill[/QUOTE]
If Buffalobill was an assassin, he'd be BufalloKill
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[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]If LamarOdom was a ph[COLOR="Black"]agg[/COLOR]ot his name would be LamarOdom[/QUOTE]
If Buffallo Bill was a comic character hed be Chu from Chew
If BB was in romeo and juliet hed be a manic montigue
If Buffallo was a stand up comic hes be Hart part deux
If Bill was a lie hed be a well constructed, planned out ruse
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:applause: Good work fellaz.
If B-Low was a overweight NBA player with an ugly shooting form, he'd be Z-Bo
If B-Low was a rapper lamenting about his lack of height he'd be Skee-lo,
If B-Low was featured on a hit song called Crazy he'd be Cee Lo,
If B-Low had ten different baby mommas and put on wack music he'd be ShawTY Lo.
If B-Low was a unit of measurement, he'd be a Kilo :D
If Zen was a female chicken, he'd be a Hen.
If Zen was an anabolic steroid, he'd be Tren.
If Zen was a Chinese last name, he'd be Chen or Shen
If Zen was a woman's name abbreviated from Jennifer, he'd be Jen.
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If John Deere Green was a no-nonsense manly man who drove a truck and hated the majority of things that make the general modern-day public smile, he would be John Deere Green.
Wait, did i do it wrong?
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If Batz was in How I met your mother, he'd be Cherbatski
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If LamarOdom had blue balls hed be LamarBrokenScrotum
If LamarOdom was spinning in Inception hed be LamarTheTotem
If LamarOdom was connected to fiber optic cables, hed be LamarModem
If LamarOdom was in a digestive system hed be LamarTheColon
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If Vapid was a flowing body of water, he'd be Rapid.
If Jennifer Lawrence was a peasant girl, she'd be Jennifer Poorence
If Jennifer Lawrence was a dessert, she'd be Jennifer Currants.
If Jennifer Lawrence had 9 clones she'd be Ten Lawrence.
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If Mr. I'm So Rad got laid he would be Mr. I'm So Glad.
If Mr. I'm So Rad's dog died he'd be If Mr. I'm So Sad.
If Mr. I'm So Rad had a baby with a hooker but denied he was the father on the tv show Maury he'd be Mr. I'm No Dad
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If BuffaloBill was a southern rap album he'd be BuffaloTrill.
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If ZeN was French, He'd live in Cayenne
If ZeN sold drugs, he'd work in an opium den.
If Zen was gay, he'd be ben dover
If Zen was a clock, he'd be Big Ben
If Zen was a basketball coach, he'd be the Zen Master
Moi noy bueno.
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If LatinaHeat was a slab of steak served in a Mexican bar, she'd be CantinaMeat
If CatzHernandez was a long lecture that your date's father gave you before you took her out to dinner, he'd be CrapHerDadSays
If KBlaze was a sexually curious high school boy exploring his sexuality, he'd be GayPhase
If Vapid contributed anything entertaining to this board he'd be unrecognizable
If Zen were an unnecessary clone of Ryu he'd be Ken
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If PullupJay was Mexican hed be PullupGuey
If PullupJay liked Glee hed be PullupGay
If PullupJay was a sliced up fish hed be a PullupFilet
If PullupJay was Shutterworth, Jesus hed be PullupRay