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Things Kobe-haters say
EDIT: It seems that a total of 3 poster & 1 mod were smart enough to take this as a "anti Kobe" thread. :facepalm Sadly goes to show how spot on i was with my impersonation of the Kobe haters...
Let's start with his 5 rings..
Who'd he play against to get his first 3 rings you may ask? The Nets & Pacers, you say? Nah, doesn't count those teams were weak & Shaq CARRIED this scrub to each title.
Although i can't explain why Shaq was un able to win a ring with his previous teams or before Kobe became a "legit" all star, or why Kobe won more rings w/o Shaw than Shaq did w/o Kobe.
Must be that Shaq stole the 4 leaf clover while he was in LA that Kobe carries around in his pockets!
Champion in 09, nikka please he was carried by his bigs, Bynum a.k.a. baby Shaq puttin up 6 & 4 ([url]http://www.lakersuniverse.com/seasons/2008_2009_playoff_stats.htm[/url])
Let's not forget Gasol, the real 09 & 10 FMVP's puttin up 18 & 10.
Thats a COMBINED 24 & 14 per game from his 2 DOMINATE bigs. So nope that ring doesn't count.
2010? Once again nikka please did you see Gasol hitting all of those clutch shots in the WCF?
Carried by his DOMINATE bigs once again, Bynum BEASTED & put up 9 & 7.
So nah, that ring doesn't count either.
Although, i can't find a logical reason for why Pau Gasol never won a playoff game as the #1 option of a team.
08 MVP? Please CP3 was robbed.
A 35ppg season? ANY Player could do that if they took enough shots OBVIOUSLY.
Bottom line, Kobe sucks this dude has a career of lucking out & winning championships, while he rides the coat tails of other big men.
All those 1st team all defensive selections? Please the coach's that vote on that have NO idea what their talking about.
Trust me i know what i'm talking about, i catch at least 10 games each year.
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Re: Kobe Bryant: The worst player ever
you're mad :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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[QUOTE=kNicKz]you're mad :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:[/QUOTE]
Please tell me you caught the sarcasm.
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :applause:
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LOL sounds just like the haters. :cheers:
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The funny part is that I've seen people seriously try to make these exact points. I don't know how they type that shit with a straight face.
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Too much sarcasm, did not read
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[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tkFz5AXRZog/TSzjrtPvbMI/AAAAAAAAAJo/LC6UbuSXLEc/s1600/best-cry.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=SyRyanYang]Too much sarcasm, did not read[/QUOTE]
dude is mad that people slighted his idol :facepalm
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
[IMG]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg32/ChitoDog/kobe-you-mad.jpg[/IMG]
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WOATbe :bowdown: :bowdown:
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[IMG]http://files.sharenator.com/I_know_what_you_are_Youre_a_fail_troll-s590x775-106384.jpg[/IMG]
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Awesome sarcasm!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :bowdown:
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[QUOTE=kNicKz]dude is mad that people slighted his idol :facepalm[/QUOTE]
Grown men don't "idolize" other grown men for bouncing a ball.
by the way, nice anonymous neg :cheers:
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[QUOTE=TheMarkMadsen]Let's start with his 5 rings..
Who'd he play against to get his first 3 rings you may ask? The Nets & Pacers, you say? Nah, doesn't count those teams were weak & Shaq CARRIED this scrub to each title.
Although i can't explain why Shaq was un able to win a ring with his previous teams or before Kobe became a "legit" all star, or why Kobe won more rings w/o Shaw than Shaq did w/o Kobe.
Must be that Shaq stole the 4 leaf clover while he was in LA that Kobe carries around in his pockets!
Champion in 09, nikka please he was carried by his bigs, Bynum a.k.a. baby Shaq puttin up 6 & 4 ([url]http://www.lakersuniverse.com/seasons/2008_2009_playoff_stats.htm[/url])
Let's not forget Gasol, the real 09 & 10 FMVP's puttin up 18 & 10.
Thats a COMBINED 24 & 14 per game from his 2 DOMINATE bigs. So nope that ring doesn't count.
2010? Once again nikka please did you see Gasol hitting all of those clutch shots in the WCF?
Carried by his DOMINATE bigs once again, Bynum BEASTED & put up 9 & 7.
So nah, that ring doesn't count either.
Although, i can't find a logical reason for why Pau Gasol never won a playoff game as the #1 option of a team.
08 MVP? Please CP3 was robbed.
A 35ppg season? ANY Player could do that if they took enough shots OBVIOUSLY.
Bottom line, Kobe sucks this dude has a career of lucking out & winning championships, while he rides the coat tails of other big men.
All those 1st team all defensive selections? Please the coach's that vote on that have NO idea what their talking about.
Trust me i know what i'm talking about, i catch at least 10 games each year.[/QUOTE]
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[IMG]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/didnt-read-lol.gif[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=imnew09][IMG]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/didnt-read-lol.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Irony
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[QUOTE=TheMarkMadsen]
by the way, nice anonymous neg :cheers:[/QUOTE]
Don't even know how to do that shit bro, maybe it was one of the 1,000 lebron fans on this website that you mocked?
That would make way too much sense tho
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I disagree with his defense 1st teams but that's it.
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[QUOTE=TheMarkMadsen]Irony[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz194/saes329/Didnt-read-lol_o_141041.gif[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=kNicKz]Don't even know how to do that shit bro, maybe it was one of the 1,000 [B]lebron fans on this website that you mocked?[/B]
That would make way too much sense tho[/QUOTE]
Lebron & his fans were thoroughly discussed in the OP :biggums:
Lebron has nothing to do with Kobe accomplishments not being "counted"
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shaq wouldn't of won 3 in a row if it werent for kobe either...
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Definitely not the worst. Not even in the top 10 worst.
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[B]Cute
[IMG]http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/04-1.gif[/IMG]
I want one of these
[/B]
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[QUOTE=DixieNourmous][B]Cute
[IMG]http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/04-1.gif[/IMG]
I want one of these
[/B][/QUOTE]
I hit it. It was on a shmensday.
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Re: Kobe Bryant: The worst player ever
He's not the worst player ever but he is certainly the most overrated player of all time.
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[QUOTE=TheBigVeto]He's not the worst player ever but he is certainly the most overrated player of all time.[/QUOTE]
not the most but top 10
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the stupidest thing people say is "Gasol was the true finals MVP". thats when you know they didnt watch the games
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Re: Crazed anti-Kobe troll crap
I love how the title of the thread was changed to "anti kobe thread" when its the exact opposite of that.
:facepalm
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Re: Crazed anti-Kobe troll crap
You forgot the 105 other reasons off the court why he is an awful person
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[QUOTE=dzav323]You forgot the 105 other reasons off the court why he is an awful person[/QUOTE]
well start listing them.
*inb4 rape case*
Make sure you mention his nike tours all around the world, his charity foundation that helps poor families worldwide, his specific charity in China that provides the chinese children with education, sports, and culture programs. Or the fact that he auctioned off his mask this past year for CHARITY.
so, start listing.
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Re: Crazed anti-Kobe troll crap
Bynum a.k.a. baby Shaq puttin up 6 & 4:roll: :roll: :roll:
one question
JUST how great is our God?:bowdown: GodBE:roll: :bowdown:
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the OP was 1 "mate" away from sounding like JaggerCommaMick, and he already sounds like TheBigVeto. :lol
anyway great thread.
:bowdown: to lord godbe.
I love the NBA
and praise Lord Godbe.:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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[QUOTE=swag2011]well start listing them.
*inb4 rape case*
Make sure you mention his nike tours all around the world, his charity foundation that helps poor families worldwide, his specific charity in China that provides the chinese children with education, sports, and culture programs. Or the fact that he auctioned off his mask this past year for CHARITY.
so, start listing.[/QUOTE]
^^ Doesn't understand the significance of 105
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Well let's all pretend Kobe won 3 fmvp in a row while Shaq was just happy to be there.
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LOL @ "Carried by his DOMINATE bigs once again, Bynum BEASTED & put up 9 & 7."
9 & 7. That's a dominating performance by Bynum!
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[QUOTE=KingMichael23]LOL @ "Carried by his DOMINATE bigs once again, Bynum BEASTED & put up 9 & 7."
9 & 7. That's a dominating performance by Bynum![/QUOTE]
Gasol is why they won titles but he continues to get no love or respect.
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[QUOTE=HorryIsMyMVP]Gasol is why they won titles but he continues to get no love or respect.[/QUOTE]
he gets lots of love and respect. People say he was robbed of his FMVP in 09 and 10, no?:confusedshrug: