I had a friend who this happened to once and he came out of the room on the verge of a mental breakdown because he was so ****ed up that he was convinced he had erectile dysfuntion. :oldlol:
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I had a friend who this happened to once and he came out of the room on the verge of a mental breakdown because he was so ****ed up that he was convinced he had erectile dysfuntion. :oldlol:
alright bed time, thanks bro support squad
[QUOTE=RidonKs]alright bed time, thanks bro support squad[/QUOTE]
Godspeed young Ridonks!
[QUOTE=RidonKs]you haven't really hit rock bottom until you're posting pictures of the chick you failed to sack on ish at 9am without having slept[/QUOTE]
:lol
[QUOTE]flopped all over the place[/QUOTE]
must not make bad clippers joke
[QUOTE=DonD13]. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. [/QUOTE]
:crazysam:
shame on you
[QUOTE=RidonKs]the sample size isn't much but if we're going by last night...
it wasn't the booze though, i completely psyched myself out. my heart was racing like a mother f*cker for about three hours. part of the reason i'm still up was to calm myself down. lol and yet still no shame :pimp:
but maybe a guy like GOB can't really relate[/QUOTE]
Ok, I thought it was the booze that played a part. I'm up all night when I get liquored up. But thats a funny story though. I havent experienced that before. Guess it was anxiety.
You know its one thing to NOT post pics at all, ITS ANOTHER THING TO POST THEM AND THEN REMOVE THEM. I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FUTURE YOU NEGG YOU AHOLE :coleman: :coleman:
[QUOTE=DonD13]One time I fell asleep right under a chick. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. She wanted me to stay but I immediatley left saying I had to go to the gym. The 'sorry I have to go to the gym' line became a running gag for my friends...
Only the good old lord knows what she did with me that night.
:facepalm
The moral of the story is that sometimes it might be better if big ben does not function.[/QUOTE]
Read like one of those DircTv commercials.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwlh1yl054[/url]
[I]"When people want to see how tough you wake up in a road side ditch. Dont wake up in a road side ditch"[/I]
:roll:
[QUOTE=AirTupac]You know its one thing to NOT post pics at all, ITS ANOTHER THING TO POST THEM AND THEN REMOVE THEM. I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FUTURE [B]YOU NEGG[/B] YOU AHOLE :coleman: :coleman:[/QUOTE]
RACISt:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
[QUOTE=blablabla]RACISt:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Too lazy to edit it now , blame it on the morning.
[QUOTE=Jasi]:lol avy bet, Leb?[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Let's not talk about it please :oldlol:
[QUOTE=DonD13]One time I fell asleep right under a chick. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. She wanted me to stay but I immediatley left saying I had to go to the gym. The 'sorry I have to go to the gym' line became a running gag for my friends...
Only the good old lord knows what she did with me that night.
:facepalm
The moral of the story is that sometimes it might be better if big ben does not function.[/QUOTE]
I'm at work and for some reason you actually made me laugh out loud. God job you asshole :oldlol:
Is this the same chick from work who you said you'd been obsessing over for months in that emo thread I made?
If so nice work. Well, kinda.
Been there man.. sucks. never with a first timer though, that must be even rougher. Hope you can shake this off and do her well next time.
These assclowns asking for pics. I'm suprised none of these morons didn't :facepalm for jumping straight onto ISH to tell the story or call you out for bragging.
I find alcohol keeps the ride going, but doesn't flatten the tire. I guess getting drunk brings out the horny in me. Hopefully you get a second shot, well first in your case. Stick to red wine next time