my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
so you know how i said id swing on an ape if it charged me
well turns out my buddy has seen people fight apes in fight clubs when he was livin in taiwan
says the apes are ungainly looking but strong
but also says trained fighters fukked em up real bad since apes dont know how to fight an that apes are usually ascared
exactly what i told yall before
so i stand by my opinion that any one with an ounce of training would **** up a dimwitted ape in a fight
no disease ridden ape can touch me in a fight
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
Not surprising that you don't have smart friends.
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
This is some amazing bullshit. Apes can rip a persons arm off. Their speed of attack is faster than any human can likely reach.
Also, the apes being "scared" just means a more painful death for these imaginary fighters.
We should get an ape to f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]k you in the ass, you bitch ass lying ass ni[COLOR="Black"]gg[/COLOR]a.
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=sweggeh]This is some amazing bullshit. Apes can rip a persons arm off. Their speed of attack is faster than any human can likely reach.
Also, the apes being "scared" just means a more painful death for these imaginary fighters.
We should get an ape to f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]k you in the ass, you bitch ass lying ass ni[COLOR="Black"]gg[/COLOR]a.[/QUOTE]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYyv-iLmRY[/url]
try an tell me again how fast an ape is
clumsy an ungainly AF
no skills not very smart
extremely slow
all they got is retard strength if u can avoid gettin wrapped up you can pound on it all day
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=jaydacris][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU[/url][/QUOTE]
big dumb and slow
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=Rondooooooooooo][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6ajhutJ.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Thats how grenades are thrown by humans :oldlol:
But we didn't evolve from apes...
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=chosen_one6]Thats how grenades are thrown by humans :oldlol:
[B]But we didn't evolve from apes[/B]...[/QUOTE]
Nope but we are devolving into apes.
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=jaydacris][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU[/url][/QUOTE]
The Gorilla is like :banana:
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
parently in taiwan they set up fights regularly of beast vs man
my buddy got stories i aint even repeat :lol
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
You realise these are like the cruel fights they used to have in Russia between humans and bears where they would declaw and defang the animal while starving and beating it. It's not a representation of how an ape attack in real life would occur.
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
Are you that guy who was convinced he could defeat a silverback through his use of "armbar" and "splaying"? God that was an amazing thread.
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=Swaggin916]The Gorilla is like :banana:[/QUOTE]
gorilla bomb
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
what the **** do you mean by an ape? We are technically apes (great apes, along with chimps, orangutans and gorillas. There are also lesser apes like gibbons).
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=boozehound]what the **** do you mean by an ape? We are technically apes (great apes, along with chimps, orangutans and gorillas. There are also lesser apes like gibbons).[/QUOTE]
apes like koko the ape
you know banana having apes
king kong is an ape
and no humans are not apes
apes sling shit while we build empires and iphones apes is just another dumb beast that shits in the jungle
Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan
[QUOTE=CasterL]Are you that guy who was convinced he could defeat a silverback through his use of "armbar" and "splaying"? God that was an amazing thread.[/QUOTE]
nah that aint me thats crazy
i would not try an grapple with an ape cause they are strong i would swing on one if it charged
they are slow so i would give it a two piece and knock it out with the swiftness