Popped some Shrooms in Tahoe... tripped major ball sack and then shat my pants

So yea pretty self explanatory. I am not a Shroom rookie as I have taken them 6 or 7 times now, but this time holy shit... literally. Me and my buddy decided to go to Lake Tahoe this weekend and figured that shrooming in such a beautiful environment sounded like a great idea. I'm guessing what we ate was about 4 grams each and the most I have ever had before this was around 3... possibly even only as much as 2.5. I am not sure exactly.

After consumption, it took the standard 30 minutes to kick in. We spent about 5 minutes talking about this particular hotel and how a portion of it looked like a samurai would live there... when you are on shrooms, the simplest topic of conversation seems like the most interesting conversation you have ever had. At that point, we were heading up the roller coaster and I knew once we sat down somewhere, shit was about to go down. Sitting down seems to intensify the trip. We found a prime spot on the beach and just chilled there. No less than 5 minutes later, we peaked, and the the wild rollercoaster ride began.

For me, usually I am very clear minded and can have conversations while peaking, and generally very enlightening ones as well. This time around... I could barely speak more than a few words at a time and every time I did it was moreso just to snap me back into reality. The wind felt indescribable against my face, the sand kept moving around as if it was alive, the water and waves kept changing colors, and people's voices around me started to become incomprehensible as there was such a complete shift in audio comprehension. I could go on for a while about everything that was going on... but more or less it was just like oh my god this is ridiculous. During a few moments I was uncomfortable and just felt like getting out of it because I was paranoid about all the people around. I just feel like I might be acting weird... but in reality, I am totally fine. During those moments I just tell myself to be cool and it works. Eventually I hope to be totally calm and not fight the trip, but for now there is still a bit of non acceptance about it in certain environments.

The comedown is always the most fun for me because you are connected with the people you are shrooming with on such an explainable level. As we headed back from the beach, I legitimately had no idea where we were going for a while so I followed my buddy. Once it looked like he didn't know where we were going I took the lead and led us to the right place... and it kept going like that until we got back to the car. I just sort of let the shrooms take me where I need to go that's the only way I can describe it.

Once we got back to the car, we just sat there for a while and both of us had the worst gas. We were farting left and right and I kept getting these horrible gas bubbles in my stomach and then they would release when I finally unleashed the fart... so I thought I was taking care of the problem. But no, no I wasn't. We finally decided to get out of the hotbox we were creating in the car (even though the windows were down), and head back into the casino. As soon as I got out of the car though, I felt a rush of shit almost fly out of my ass. I held it, but barely. I knew I couldn't make it through another sequence like that so I started panicking and hoped if I ran I could make it to the bathroom in the casino. There was nowhere else I could have shat around there because people were around and I'm sure would have been absolutely horrified if I just popped a squat and let loose... and no more than 5 seconds later I had another rush and this time it was coming out. I hopped back in the car and shit myself half to death. It was complete slush and was practically lifting me off the seat due to the shear force and gas pushing it out. I then pissed my pants because at that point I had no control over my bodily functions. Fortunately my sense of smell was complete shit (no pun intended) at that moment so I didn't have to suffer the smell (plus your own shit isn't that bad anyway right?), but my friend was not so lucky and even though he was outside the car whilst all of this was happening, the smell coming from the vehicle was enough to make him vomit.

So there I sat, in my own fecal matter, completely exhausted from the shroom experiencing, and feeling about as low as possible. Of course I was laughing about it at the same time, but I didn't know how I could salvage the night. Our plan was to go out to casinos/bars/clubs/etc. afterwards, but at that point I was like dude I think I just want to go home. I smelled like shit and shit was all over my leg... I would have had to find a shower to clean off and I just didn't want to go in anywhere where there were people. Not only that, I was totally exhausted and going out and doing stuff didn't sound that great anyway. I ditched the pants I was wearing, put on some other pants, and used shirts/shorts/anything I could find to put on my seat, which was soaking wet, and we proceeded to drive home... with the windows down.

T'was quite a day.

great story :bowdown:

:roll: i know shrooms can f*ck with your stomach but how do you actually shit yourself

lmao

[QUOTE] It was complete slush and was practically lifting me off the seat due to the shear force and gas pushing it out.[/QUOTE]
I was practically dying laughing at that point lol you described it so wonderfully :roll:

[QUOTE=Swaggin916]The comedown is always the most fun for me because you are connected with the people you are shrooming with on such an explainable level. .[/QUOTE]

So much truth to that sentence right there. When you and the person(s) you're with are catching equivalent buzzes, there isn't anything comparable in my opinion. I've experimented with shrooms more times than i'd particularly like to admit in my day but for me, the trick to achieving the best possible experience is the company and the ambiance. In my estimation, shrooms are a hallucinogen that require being in a cottage/beach like setting, where you aren't exposed to public interaction.

And I totally didn't see that shitty twist coming lol
How long after you peaked did your boy get behind the wheel? I couldn't drive on that sh*t. I'd feel like I was racing a lap in Grand Turrismo...

Dude I was laughing so hard at the shit part. I've had times on shrooms where it felt like I pissed myself or my nose was bleeding but neither actually happened. When I do them now I grind them up and stuff them in gel caps it hits you faster and doesn't last as long. I think the best part is the come up everything is so ****ing funny it's like the first time you smoke weed.

That's rough, I don't know what I would have done. I don't think I've ever even gone to the bathroom on 'shrooms let alone shit myself.

[QUOTE=DeuceWallaces]That's rough, I don't know what I would have done. I don't think I've ever even gone to the bathroom on 'shrooms let alone shit myself.[/QUOTE]
:applause: you kept up the charade of yer fiancee for 5 years :applause: hallucinations are right up yer alley

We just celebrated 10 years last week.

such a ladies man [url]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4080716&postcount=357[/url]

[QUOTE=Stempel, HERB]such a ladies man [url]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4080716&postcount=357[/url][/QUOTE]

This poster is the epitome of pathetic. He'll memorize details about people's lives, saving posts, memorizing where the posts were, etc. F*ggot ass sock account by some p*ssy afraid to post under his real account.

I've moved on to Loreal EverCreme; gotta keep the sulfates out!

[QUOTE=Done_And_Done]So much truth to that sentence right there. When you and the person(s) you're with are catching equivalent buzzes, there isn't anything comparable in my opinion. I've experimented with shrooms more times than i'd particularly like to admit in my day but for me, the trick to achieving the best possible experience is the company and the ambiance. In my estimation, shrooms are a hallucinogen that require being in a cottage/beach like setting, where you aren't exposed to public interaction.

And I totally didn't see that shitty twist coming lol
How long after you peaked did your boy get behind the wheel? I couldn't drive on that sh*t. I'd feel like I was racing a lap in Grand Turrismo...[/QUOTE]

Ya dude I think when you are hallucinating that much it's best to be in a private setting. I actually have taken them twice at Six Flags though and have been fine... It was awesome actually. However, both times my peak didn't result in hallucinations, just an intense increase of my senses (smell, touch, etc). The most fun I have had with them tough have been in private setting with people I am close with.

We peaked at about 5pm and I didn't start driving until about 9pm. I knew I was cool to drive when this building which had been moving every time I looked at stopped moving lol. The drive home was still tough though because it's all twisty roads and dark as shit. I was just hoping an animal wouldn't jump out in the street... saw 2 deer on the way back. My reactions were a bit delayed so all of that stuff was like fuuuuck.

[quote]Dude I was laughing so hard at the shit part. I've had times on shrooms where it felt like I pissed myself or my nose was bleeding but neither actually happened. When I do them now I grind them up and stuff them in gel caps it hits you faster and doesn't last as long. I think the best part is the come up everything is so ****ing funny it's like the first time you smoke weed.[/quote]

And you know what because I was still hallucinating when I shit myself I was wondering if it actually happened or if I was imagining it. I was tripping so much I wouldn't have been surprised, but unfortunately it was real - very real. I've never done the grinding thing I will have to try that. Yea the come up is great too. We were laughing our asses off all the way down to the beach (it was like a 30 minute walk). That's the great thing about shrooms, the come up, the peak, and the comedown all have different effects and all of them are awesome.

[QUOTE=Swaggin916]Ya dude I think when you are hallucinating that much it's best to be in a private setting. I actually have taken them twice at Six Flags though and have been fine... It was awesome actually. However, both times my peak didn't result in hallucinations, just an intense increase of my senses (smell, touch, etc). The most fun I have had with them tough have been in private setting with people I am close with.

We peaked at about 5pm and I didn't start driving until about 9pm. I knew I was cool to drive when this building which had been moving every time I looked at stopped moving lol. The drive home was still tough though because it's all twisty roads and dark as shit. I was just hoping an animal wouldn't jump out in the street... saw 2 deer on the way back. My reactions were a bit delayed so all of that stuff was like fuuuuck.



And you know what because I was still hallucinating when I shit myself I was wondering if it actually happened or if I was imagining it. I was tripping so much I wouldn't have been surprised, but unfortunately it was real - very real. I've never done the grinding thing I will have to try that. Yea the come up is great too. We were laughing our asses off all the way down to the beach (it was like a 30 minute walk). That's the great thing about shrooms, the come up, the peak, and the comedown all have different effects and all of them are awesome.[/QUOTE]

does anyone else get this on the comdown? you will completely snap out of tripping for a minute or 2 then it hits you again then it stops for a minute or 2 and starts again? this usually happens to me for like the last hour of tripping. but yeah the gel caps work great you don't have to taste them and it's slightly more intense but it lasts a good hour less then eating them whole.

[QUOTE=Styles p]does anyone else get this on the comdown? you will completely snap out of tripping for a minute or 2 then it hits you again then it stops for a minute or 2 and starts again? this usually happens to me for like the last hour of tripping. but yeah the gel caps work great you don't have to taste them and it's slightly more intense but it lasts a good hour less then eating them whole.[/QUOTE]

Yea I equate it to an earthquake. There is the big one, and then there are aftershocks. Yea this time the comedown lasted about 2 hours... I was in and out of tripping for a while.

[QUOTE=PerfectCell]gonna try shrooms for the first time in the very near future...any advice?[/QUOTE]

Bring toilet paper.

This thread made my day.:rockon:

[QUOTE=MagnumT/A]This thread made my day.:rockon:[/QUOTE]


Your feud with Nikita Koloff made 1986.

yeah, well I just got high as **** and literally escaped my own body

[QUOTE=PerfectCell]gonna try shrooms for the first time in the very near future...any advice?[/QUOTE]

my advice would be to do them outside in a nature rich setting if possible.

shrooms help you get in touch with nature, so they aren't as effective say in a dark basement

[QUOTE=Freakzilla]Your feud with Nikita Koloff made 1986.[/QUOTE]

:lol Woulda been World Champ if not for the car wreck.

[QUOTE=MagnumT/A]:lol Woulda been World Champ if not for the car wreck.[/QUOTE]

Ivan cut the break-lines.

[QUOTE=russwest0][B]my advice would be to do them outside in a nature rich setting if possible.

shrooms help you get in touch with nature[/B], so they aren't as effective say in a dark basement[/QUOTE]

THIS. i ****ing hate when im tripping with other people and they just want to sit inside and watch a movie, **** that i feel claustrophobic when on shrooms if im inside i just get a mind **** start thinking about life and shit cause i can't concentrate on a movie. i need to be outside frolicking around nature breathing fresh air.

[QUOTE=Styles p]THIS. i ****ing hate when im tripping with other people and they just want to sit inside and watch a movie, **** that i feel claustrophobic when on shrooms if im inside i just get a mind **** start thinking about life and shit cause i can't concentrate on a movie. [B]i need to be outside frolicking around nature breathing fresh air[/B].[/QUOTE]
Make sure you take your clothes off to get the full effect

[QUOTE=gts]Make sure you take your clothes off to get the full effect[/QUOTE]
hahaha i never got that in tune with nature... yet