What's the point of Handjobs
So I was at a bar yesterday and hooked up with a drunk chick. We went to the back room and she offered me a HJ, of course i tried to talk her into a BJ, she didn't want to and ended up leaving because she got pissed(see what i did there).
I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Why do it yourself when you can have a woman do it for you?
This applies to cooking, cleaning and jerkin yourself off
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=B-Low]Why do it yourself when you can have a woman do it for you?
This applies to cooking, cleaning and jerkin yourself off[/QUOTE]
but why have a girl jerk you off when she can just suck your johnson
it's basically the same thing for her
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
You idiot, handjobs lead to blow jobs. Never turn down a handy dude. She was drunk, she would have eventually went their. FAIL.
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE]it's basically the same thing for her[/QUOTE]
lol
is it?
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=RidonKs]lol
is it?[/QUOTE]
she's on her knees and you are standing
yes it is
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=blablabla]she's on her knees and you are standing
yes it is[/QUOTE]
So if i'm sitting in a chair HOLDING a burger, it's the same thing as me sitting in a chair with a burger IN MY MOUTH?
I don't think it's a position-based thing here...
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=The Macho Man]Why would you stand? Relax, have a seat.[/QUOTE]
Watching too much pornos haha.
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=B-Low]So if i'm sitting in a chair HOLDING a burger, it's the same thing as me sitting in a chair with a burger IN MY MOUTH?
I don't think it's a position-based thing here...[/QUOTE]
:oldlol:
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=blablabla]I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too[/QUOTE]
Is that what you're about to do now?
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
[QUOTE=The Macho Man]Why would you stand? Relax, have a seat.[/QUOTE]
no chairs only gambling machines in the back room
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Get her to touch your dick and then worry about getting a blowjob. Most chicks won't hesitate once they're comfortable.
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[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]You idiot, handjobs lead to blow jobs. Never turn down a handy dude. She was drunk, she would have eventually went their. FAIL.[/QUOTE]
exactly, plus your in a toilet at a bar there was a great chnace you could have ****ed her as well
edit: i didnt read it properly, you were in a back room not a toilet...... i still woulda let her grab my cok
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
:facepalm
her handjob to you could have led to a bj, but you would never know it because it never happened. it's all about the art of persuasion.
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
I would much rather say I hooked up with a chick at a bar then tell everyone I went home and jacked off to Tori Black.