The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
She was beautiful.
I'm obviously ugly and unsuccessful.
Anyhow, I was so nervous and insecure that I put splashes of white paint on my face to try and hide my pockmarked face. I told her I had been painting all day and didn't have time for a shower.
We were together for about four months.
She had a nice house and a good job, so I shacked up with her and just played on the internet all day while she worked.
I made her c um a lot, so it got me four months of free living.
I guess she got tired of me not having money and dumped me.
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Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
[QUOTE=Shogon]Pics.[/QUOTE]
Another time I shacked up with a Mercer law student in Georgia.
She's now a prosecutor.
She's black, but talks super white and acts white.
One time during an argument, I told her to stop acting ghetto; she flipped.
It went something like "I've spent my entire life trying to shed black stereotypes! How dare you call me ghetto!"
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[QUOTE=Shogon]Pics.[/QUOTE]
Oh and I didn't have money for our first date, so we just went to Walmart and walked around. I was trying on silly hats and clothes to make her laugh.
We got back to her house and she playfully took my keys and ran to her bedroom.
I grabbed her by the neck and kissed her.
She pulled back and stared at me.
I grabbed her again and this time she didn't stop me.
Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
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I couldn't stand being at odds with you, stalker. GOAT ISH storyteller
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[QUOTE=Prometheus]:roll:
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I couldn't stand being at odds with you, stalker. GOAT ISH storyteller[/QUOTE]
And I swear on my kids it's all true.
I have so many stories about how pathetic I am.
Such as when I used to sign my own yearbooks pretending to be the popular pretty girls at school so that my friends and family thought I was cool.
I even wrote myself a fake love letter to show to my friend to make him think I was cool and that a girl liked me.
Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
what about that time you stop receiving welfare and got a job instead?
oh wait... :roll:
Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
[QUOTE=highwhey]what about that time you stop receiving welfare and got a job instead?
oh wait... :roll:[/QUOTE]
He's a Mr. Mom. Househusband is a respectable position these days.
So what's your excuse for being unemployed :lol
Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
[QUOTE=Long Duck Dong]He's a Mr. Mom. Househusband is a respectable position these days.
So what's your excuse for being unemployed :lol[/QUOTE]
thats not respectable at all. he
Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
Re: The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...
[QUOTE=Long Duck Dong]He's a Mr. Mom. Househusband is a respectable position these days.
So what's your excuse for being unemployed :lol[/QUOTE]
That I am. :applause:
Volunteer at school regularly; they love me and praise me.
Got kids playing sports; they all laughed last game because I ran into the field dancing after my daughter scored a goal.
She got straight As last report card of the year.
:hammertime:
At the beautiful park right next to new house as we speak.
:rockon:
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[QUOTE=stalkerforlife]She got straight As last report card of the year.
:hammertime: [/QUOTE]
:applause: :applause: :applause: