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Sex & Relationshipz Talk w/ tha Fresh Luv Doctor Thread
This Thread right here iz indeed self explanatory. In this thread you can call me tha "Fresh Luv Doctor" and I will try my best to help your sex and realtionship life:applause:. Sex and relationshipz are a major part of life and it brings major obstacles full of satisfication and unsatisfaction. If you need to ask a question about a certain gurl that you are trying to hook up with, have sex with, are do something extra spicy to make tha relationship fun and exciting, or just ask general question about sex and relationshipz that you want know or talk about dont hesitate to call on me, tha "Fresh Luv Doctor":D. I will be gladly to help anybody on their situation, and dont get upset if I cant get to everybody at first, because I soon will get back to you, and dont be extra stupid with your questionz either:coleman: :no:. Let tha damn fun begin!!:applause: :cheers:
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Explain me the paradox of girls gettin gpleasure out of the dude when he's selfish and usin her like an object and girls gettin annoyed at the pleasing dude when he puts her pleazu befo his.
Explain me.
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[QUOTE=TheReal Kendall]Sex is overrated bro![/QUOTE]
not really, it depends on how u use your motion in that gurls ocean, especially with tha certain moves and certain touches you and that gurl makez, it definitely can be quite satisfying.
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[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Explain me the paradox of girls gettin gpleasure out of the dude when he's selfish and usin her like an object and girls gettin annoyed at the pleasing dude when he puts her pleazu befo his.
Explain me.[/QUOTE]
Girls love dominant alpha males.
All about security, girls are attracted to men who are leaders. But you already knew that.
Your mom told you she was annoyed with what I did with her the other day? :oldlol:
That ****n' bitch.
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Uh yes, thank you, doctor. Uh... how do I convince my significant other or 'relationshipz' as you call it to let me tit f*ck her big-tittied best friend without causing a rift in said... relationz?
Thank you in advance.
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go home cecil, you're drunk
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[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Explain me the paradox of girls gettin gpleasure out of the dude when he's selfish and usin her like an object and girls gettin annoyed at the pleasing dude when he puts her pleazu befo his.
Explain me.[/QUOTE]
Some of those gurlz are definitely insecure and wanted to be dominated just like budadiiii said, they want to feel helpless like a baby so they wont have to do tha work, which been taught by their moms and stupid ass tv shows, reality tv shows and movies that you see today. You can change some of their hearts and mindz but some will be extremely difficult, its just part of life bro.
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How do I find the g-spot?
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Hi Fresh Kid, thank you for making this thread.
Could you outline for me the best strategy for getting in bed with your mom and the best strategy for getting with your sister(s) (if you have any).
Will rep for a thoughtful answer. Think about it, Fresh Kid. How would you get in bed with your mom?
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Uh yes, thank you, doctor. Uh... how do I convince my significant other or 'relationshipz' as you call it to let me tit f*ck her big-tittied best friend without causing a rift in said... relationz?
Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]
Well it dependz on how freaky and gitty your significant other iz.
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[QUOTE=cuad]Hi Fresh Kid, thank you for making this thread.
Could you outline for me the best strategy for getting in bed with your mom and the best strategy for getting with your sister(s) (if you have any).
Will rep.[/QUOTE]
um..... let me see...... not even in your damn dreamz:coleman: who's next?:D
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]Well it dependz on how freaky and gitty your significant other iz.[/QUOTE]
On the freaknik scale I'd give her about a 7.5
But still a no go with letting me free my willy all over her girl's big door knockerz.
I think I want a refund, 'Doctor' :mad:
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Sex is fun as shit.
Although me and my girlfriend kinda had a scare even though she's on birth control so we gotta start using condoms now -____-
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[QUOTE=TheReal Kendall]How do I find the g-spot?[/QUOTE]
you have to be very sensual to her body, play around with a few parts, like her ear, clitttt, neck, etc. She will definitely let you know, by facial expressions, certain movementz or wordz and when you find it or think you found it go off on that spot like a damn meter that just found gold "ding ding!":applause:
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]you have to be very sensual to her body, play around with a few parts, like her ear, clitttt, neck, etc. She will definitely let you know, by facial expressions, certain movementz or wordz and when you find it or think you found it go off on that spot like a damn meter that just found gold "ding ding!":applause:[/QUOTE]
Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:
This guy's a phony!
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]On the freaknik scale I'd give her about a 7.5
But still a no go with letting me free my willy all over her girl's big door knockerz.
I think I want a refund, 'Doctor' :mad:[/QUOTE]
hey relax man, tha fresh luv doctor iz here. If she's that damn freaky then it definitely can work out, make a proposition with her that she cant refuse, or if she say no again then hover around her and talk to her friend alone, make a proposition with her big titty friend that she cant refuse.
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:
This guy's a phony![/QUOTE]
He's a phony, I'm so surprised :coleman:
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:
This guy's a phony![/QUOTE]
Nah man I definitely know what tha g. spot iz bro:D
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]hey relax man, tha fresh luv doctor iz here. If she's that damn freaky then it definitely can work out, make a proposition with her that she cant refuse, or if she say no again then hover around her and talk to her friend alone, make a proposition with her big titty friend that she cant refuse.[/QUOTE]
There's a bumpy patch inside a girls ****** that we consider the G spot.
Your moms has gone flat doe. I accidently scratched her too. :oldlol:
Tried the come here motion and ended up cutting the bitches insides.
:facepalm
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:
This guy's a phony![/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]hey relax man, tha fresh luv doctor iz here. If she's that damn freaky then it definitely can work out, [B]make a proposition with her that she cant refuse[/B], or if she say no again then hover around her and talk to her friend alone, [B]make a proposition with her big titty friend that she cant refuse[/B].[/QUOTE]
Now you're talking my languagez :pimp:
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]Nah man I definitely know what tha g. spot iz bro:D[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you know where it is on a man. :roll:
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[QUOTE=TheReal Kendall]:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:[/QUOTE]
You have to find that spot bro in her puhcee, work around tha area deep like, find tha missing picture if u get my drift and for all tha dummies out there when I said neck, clitttt, and ear I was saying that to start tha gurl up to keep her going and relaxes that spot in her puhcee for you to hit it better:applause:
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[QUOTE=Budadiiii]
Your moms has gone flat doe. I accidently scratched her too. :oldlol:
Tried the come here motion and ended up cutting the bitches insides.
:facepalm[/QUOTE]
Hey leave my moms outta dis, Especially since I left your moms:coleman:
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]Hey leave my moms outta dis, Especially since I left your moms:coleman:[/QUOTE]
:lebronamazed:
left his mom unsatisfied u mean. try viagara next time.
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Now you're talking my languagez :pimp:
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Im glad I can help man:D , go for that ass:cheers:
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[QUOTE=cuad]:lebronamazed:
left his mom unsatisfied u mean. try viagara next time.[/QUOTE]
thats not what your momz said tho, she was there too:lol
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]Hey leave my moms outta dis, Especially since I left your moms:coleman:[/QUOTE]
Why'd you leave her son?
We looked for you ALL DAY. I told you not to wander around the mall without your mom. :facepalm
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[QUOTE=Budadiiii]Why'd you leave her son?
We looked for you ALL DAY. I told you not to wander around the mall without your mom. :facepalm[/QUOTE]
I don't get it. Are you his brother?
Budadiii + Fresh Kid? :cheers:
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[QUOTE=cuad]I don't get it. Are you his brother?
Budadiii + Fresh Kid? :cheers:[/QUOTE]
I'm his brother and his dad. :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=Budadiiii]I'm his brother and his dad. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
:coleman:
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]:coleman:[/QUOTE]
That's why they call you Fresh Kid.
Yo daddy mad fresh, son.
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:lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=Budadiiii]That's why they call you Fresh Kid.
Yo daddy mad fresh, son.[/QUOTE]
:crazysam:
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[QUOTE=Budadiiii]Girls love dominant alpha males.
All about security, girls are attracted to men who are leaders. But you already knew that.
Your mom told you she was annoyed with what I did with her the other day? :oldlol:
That ****n' bitch.[/QUOTE]
:cheers: You got good taste Bu DAD iii.
My mom dukes is active strong yet feminine. Holdin up very well.. near half a century yet mistaken for mid30's. Leverages whatever "boredom" she feels into a) cultivatin a social life and b) stackin dat paper. Not whining and cheatin on her husband like dem Western hoz :facepalm:
I'm lucky as fukk to be born of quality egg :pimp:
There's a reason Asia been strong for centuries.
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[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]:cheers: You got good taste Bu DAD iii.
My mom dukes is active strong yet feminine. Holdin up very well.. near half a century yet mistaken for mid30's. Leverages whatever "boredom" she feels into a) cultivatin a social life and b) stackin dat paper. Not whining and cheatin on her husband like dem Western hoz :facepalm:
I'm lucky as fukk to be born of quality egg :pimp:
There's a reason Asia been strong for centuries.[/QUOTE]
:lol
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[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]not really, it depends on how u use your motion in that gurls ocean, especially with tha certain moves and certain touches you and that gurl makez, it definitely can be quite satisfying.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Budadiiii]Girls love dominant alpha males.
All about security, girls are attracted to men who are leaders. But you already knew that.
Your mom told you she was annoyed with what I did with her the other day? :oldlol:
That ****n' bitch.[/QUOTE]
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank youfor "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ***** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that)nextwe getthe women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty thatwould be gladtotake your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.