What's the Fattest Thing You've ever done?

[QUOTE=imnew09]After I blazed, I munched an entire large bacon, pepperoni, and ham toppings pizza, and drank a large vanilla milk shake.[/QUOTE]
Unreal.

a girl back in high school. head only though.

[QUOTE=GoRapz]:roll: :roll: :roll:[/QUOTE]

What are you laughing at? Your the guy who tosses off and wipes it on the sheets. GoRapz attacked by a crane as well from memory.

Anyway, for me it was going to McDonalds in Korea (2007) and pretending I was ordering for 3 people, taking it home, playing NBA2K7, and zoning out on food. 1 Big Tasty (GOAT Burger, had hot salsa in it), 3 double cheeseburgers, 2 chicken wraps, large fries, and orange soda. Fattest I have ever felt, and huge shit the next day. The was my last time overeating.

Back in the day my friends and I would go to McDonalds almost every day after long hours of playing xbox. I would usually always get 2 mcchickens and 2 double cheeseburgers and maybe a 4 piece nugget here and there

Most I have ever eaten I think was an entire platter of taco dip, 8 chicken wings, and a box of ice cream sandwiches. I was pretty baked.

McDonalds in Japan had these chicken pieces (like patties) that had red pepper inside and others had cheese. I was really hungry and couldn't find somewhere else for dinner so i ordered four of these (basically like ordering four chicken breasts), some fries and got a huge beer from the convience store and sat and had dinner.

[QUOTE=Jailblazers7]Most I have ever eaten I think was an entire platter of taco dip, 8 chicken wings, and a box of ice cream sandwiches. [B]I was pretty baked.[/B][/QUOTE]


:oldlol: I have vague recollections from the college years of waking up surrounded by empty boxes and various wrappers. We used to call it the "screaming munchies".

I'm sure I have a better one, but I remember putting the contents of one whole platter of salmon carpaccio from a buffet table on my plate. The platter was full.

[QUOTE=jaydacris]your mom[/QUOTE]
4 years after this was posted, it's still gold. :applause: :lol

In terms of pure mass, the fattest thing I've done is eat 20 pancakes in one sitting at IHOP. However, that was in a battle with friends and did not hold that feeling of, "Man, I feel guilty for not being able to contain myself".

On the flip side, probably 6 or 7 years ago, I remember embarking on a drive to MSU to visit my girlfriend. I'd just gotten out of class myself and I was quite hungry, and I don't think we were planning on going out to eat that night, so I stopped at Little Caesar's on my way and bought my own Hot-n-Ready pizza. Then proceeded to eat it straight out of the box in the front seat of my car.

Already feeling self-conscious about eating my own large pizza, alone, in the front seat of my car, in the Little Caesar's parking lot, a group of five teenagers emerged from the shop next door on cue. One guy saw me dominating a 'za in the my Mercury Tracer, then immediately got his friends' attention and soon they all began pointing and laughing. The ring leader ended up giving me a thumbs up, in what I interpreted to be a "Yeah man! Do your thing!" type of approval, but I felt a little ridiculous nonetheless. I felt like rolling down my window and reassuring them by saying something like, "It's okay guys, I'm on my way up to see my girlfriend... I have a girlfriend. And I'm not as pathetic as you think I am... " But I knew that'd probably just make things worse.

In 12th grade, a classmate & I challenged each other in a pizza eating contest. I won. How? I ate 3 entire boxes (Domino's medium sized), while he barely got through the 2nd box.

I had the shits for days!

I eat 2.5 calories of food in one meal every night easy peasy lemon squeezy. (srs)