Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Assume all you want. I can give a s.hit who you think I am or post under.[/QUOTE]
Ok ill continue to do so. You continue to not give a shit there sport.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there. [/QUOTE]

that's why you finger first and inconspicuously try to smell your finger.

[QUOTE=Styles p]that's why you finger first and inconspicuously try to smell your finger.[/QUOTE]
Yea I definitely need to keep that in mind for the next girl I'm with. I can't give them the benefit of the doubt anymore after that :oldlol:

After reading this whole thread :facepalm [IMg]http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FIM/PM06/FBVHDX7J/FIMPM06FBVHDX7J.LARGE.jpg[/IMg]

[QUOTE=goldenryan]After reading this whole thread :facepalm [IMg]http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FIM/PM06/FBVHDX7J/FIMPM06FBVHDX7J.LARGE.jpg[/IMg][/QUOTE]


:biggums:

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]There's nothing wrong with watching iCarly. Anyone who said there is, hasn't seen it and is missing out on a very good show.[/QUOTE]
Yea it's not bad at all at all. But it's probably a better idea to watch it alone I you're an adult

this thread reminds me of a very famous AskReddit thread on reddit.



"Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?"

Link:
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/[/url]

There are some hilarious and crazy stories in there. I recommend sorting it by "Top" or by "Best".

PS. look for the *** box.

[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo342/Hark34/Bert_snaps.gif[/IMG]

:lol ace...he is what females refer to as a "creeper"

yeah ace, you should not tell anyone else those things...unless you want the "sex offender" label

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]:lol ace...he [B]was[/B] what females refer to as a "creeper"

yeah ace, you not tell anyone else those things...unless you want the "sex offender" label[/QUOTE]
fixed

[QUOTE=ace23]fixed[/QUOTE]
okay that's good...:cheers:

[QUOTE=ace23]fixed[/QUOTE]

Sure. You don't go from getting boners around very young girls and molesting cousins to being cured. You sir, are a pedophile.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]Sure. You don't go from getting boners around very young girls and [B]molesting cousins[/B] to being cured.[B] You sir, are a pedophile.[/B][/QUOTE]
She was 19 tho...

I don't think I'm attracted to young girls anymore. I said that they hadn't given me a boner in years.

[QUOTE=ace23]She was 19 tho...[/QUOTE]

Still doesn't change you getting aroused by in your own words "very young" girls. Molesting a cousin is still disgusting regardless. Though if your cousin was aware and didn't have a problem, then it doesn't make you beyond redemption. Just perverted.

Just say away from schools!

Edit: Just read the part where you said your cousin was asleep? That type of behavior deserves a prison sentence.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]Still doesn't change you getting aroused by in your own words "very young" girls. Molesting a cousin is still disgusting regardless. Though if your cousin was aware and didn't have a problem, then it doesn't make you beyond redemption. Just perverted.

Just say away from schools!

Edit: Just read the part where you said your cousin was asleep? That type of behavior deserves a prison sentence.[/QUOTE]

Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.