[QUOTE=SHEED_ gangsta]that's actually a pretty hot animal I'm not gonna lie[/QUOTE]
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sheed gangsta, we miss you
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[QUOTE=SHEED_ gangsta]that's actually a pretty hot animal I'm not gonna lie[/QUOTE]
:roll:
sheed gangsta, we miss you
[QUOTE=B-Low]No you definitely can't bang a seal. Too damn loud. As soon as you start he'll start seal barking and everything within a ten mile radius will know that somewhere a seal is being unnaturally f*cked. Soon people will start investigating and odds are once you f*ck a seal, your face will naturally have that "I just f*cked a seal" look on it for a loooong time. Rumors will be spread and before you know it you'll be run out of town and forced to move in with the seal. But wait, seal's family isn't gonna take you in! You'll have to fight your way into the family and lord knows no man can beat a seal in a fight on its own turf. Suddenly you're alone in the wilderness, having f*cked AND been f*ucked UP by a seal within a matter of days.
Not a good time...not a good time...[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: this was on the first page I clicked
Does mouth f*cking a bullfrog count?
[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd8_1365441487[/url]
This guys does it for free.
Dayum a million dollars? I'd **** an infant iguana for that much.
[QUOTE=v-unit]Haha wtf "something with the money handcuffed to my legs."
[SIZE="4"]Isn't some dude having sex with a monkey the thing that started AIDS/HIV?[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
you leave magic out of this..........:no: ........:(
Don't think I can get a hard on.
[QUOTE=Draz]Don't think I can get a hard on.[/QUOTE]
there are pills
No chance. If I was drunk I may stick a goldfish up my ass or something but nothing more than that.
[QUOTE=Draz]Don't think I can get a hard on.[/QUOTE]
I would thinking about a mill
I'd **** almost any animal for a million dollars.
As long as it's not Lamar Odom or Chris Bosh's wives.
[QUOTE=FiveRings]I'd **** almost any animal for a million dollars.
As long as it's not Lamar Odom or Chris Bosh's wives.[/QUOTE]
Lmao
[QUOTE=poorlilrich]In some remote places, people pay to have sex with orangutans and such
Would you **** an animal if THEY PAYED you a million bucks?
Would you do it? which animal would you do the nasty with?
- this is some dirty ****, but for a million bucks I just.... nah its too nasty. Maybe I'd do it blindfolded or something with the money handcuffed to my legs.[/QUOTE]
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