Quick mackin guide (Requested)(In there like swimwear in less than a week)

[QUOTE=nathanjizzle]The goal is to get a girl on top of your dicc, not engage her in meaningful convo.[/QUOTE]

Go find a prostitute then...

Or, better yet, just stand there with a sign on the street corner. Someone at some point will take you up on your offer.

[QUOTE=TheWinningFam]Also this is another reason why chicks don't f with you, texting ain't supposed to be used for having deep ass intellectual conversations, keep it short and sweet, straight to the point, while also being playful and flirty as demonstrated in the pic.[/QUOTE]

Shitty grammar just doesn't do it for me.

We need pics.

[QUOTE=UK2K]Shitty grammar just doesn't do it for me.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you're married, or have an overflowing abundance of women at your disposal?

[QUOTE=UK2K]Go find a prostitute then...

Or, better yet, just stand there with a sign on the street corner. Someone at some point will take you up on your offer.[/QUOTE]

or just try to fucc a regular girl because they are better than prostitutes? is this how your logic works? trumpies.

Well..... Horrible day for me.

I discovered that my balls are missing.

that's really all that needs to be said.

mfw all the girls in college are smart and this shit doesn't even remotely work

[QUOTE=Doomsday Dallas]Well..... Horrible day for me.

I discovered that my balls are missing.

that's really all that needs to be said.[/QUOTE]

i think most of us could tell.

[QUOTE=nathanjizzle]i think most of us could tell.[/QUOTE]

So last Friday she tells me:

"I'm eating dinner all by myself" & "I have no friends"
easy layups... easy replies for me.

today she says:

"she was afraid to go to (a certain place in Dallas) on Saturday
because it would be nothing but couples holding hands
and women with their husbands... and she would be the
only one single there."

again... All I had to say is: "you should go with me sometime"

what did I do? Changed the subject.

and as I walked away from her...
I could even tell she was getting frustrated.

What in the actual f*ck is wrong with me?
Why can't I just ask her out?

There is some kind of mental block... It's like a man
that struggles with saying "I love you" to his girl.

I'm facing my fear head on tomorrow.

F*CK THIS!!!!

This is some straight up Bull$hit.

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[QUOTE=TheWinningFam]I'm sure you're married, or have an overflowing abundance of women at your disposal?[/QUOTE]
post them emojis damn.

[QUOTE=Doomsday Dallas]I'm facing my fear head on tomorrow.

F*CK THIS!!!!

This is some straight up Bull$hit.[/QUOTE]

is this the lady that is your soulmate

[QUOTE=nathanjizzle]is this the lady that is your soulmate[/QUOTE]


No,... she's just the ultimate piece of salmon.

Even some of my Grizzly Bear friends have
seen her and they would agree.

10 months of looking at this piece of fish,...
and now it wants to get eaten... by me...
and I'm freezing up. :facepalm


Hope I can locate my balls later today.

What happened to the old lady with all those kids that you loved doomsday?