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[QUOTE=jaydacris]WTF MAN
:wtf:[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: It was a shortlived attraction after being called an incestual freak.
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[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....[/QUOTE]
The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such :confusedshrug:
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[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.
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[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.[/QUOTE]
Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>
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[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.
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[QUOTE=shlver]Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't the best thing to do, but I don't think its nearly that bad.
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[QUOTE=Mach_3]Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>[/QUOTE]
There is a porn for pretty much everything now. I just don't know how the f.uck anyone can think that animal porn is hot :wtf:
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All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.
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[QUOTE=code green]All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.[/QUOTE]
Gross dude. Get a life, weirdo :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=code green]All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.[/QUOTE]
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
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[QUOTE=code green]All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. [B]And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically[/B].[/QUOTE]
Good choice! :lol
How old were you?
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[QUOTE=Mach_3]The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you
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[QUOTE=CeltsGarlic]Good choice! :lol
How old were you?[/QUOTE]
22 or 23
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[QUOTE=ace23]19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.[/QUOTE]
wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?
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[QUOTE=chips93]wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but I was doing it through my basketball shorts. I had my phone in my hand, so I would have looked natural had my mom/brothers walked in.