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Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else
The internet doesn't count....
-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was cocaine.
- Went to a party and saw an old friend from our high school days. She was about a 6 back than but worked her way to a 7.5. We end up talking for a few hours and going back to my apartment. Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there.
- I have a recurring dream where im in the middle of a graveyard beating off
-I had to house sit for a week for one of parent's friends. I proceeded to piss in all their plants just for the hell of it everyday.
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I shit on the ground in public bathrooms
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^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.
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[QUOTE=rufuspaul]^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.[/QUOTE]
^^ THAT
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[QUOTE=ZeN]^^ THAT[/QUOTE]
+1
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Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
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I stalk my gf sometimes on Facebook and Twitter. When she doesn't answer my calls or texts in a timely fashion, I drive by her work to see if she's still there.
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
Why are cousins always so hot?
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[QUOTE=Flagrant 2]I shit on the ground in public bathrooms[/QUOTE]
What the f.uck is wrong with you?
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?
He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=ZeN]You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?
He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
Some people need a narrative to get off
as fu[I]c[/I]ked up as that is
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[QUOTE=ZeN]You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?
He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.
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[QUOTE=MMM]Some people need a narrative to get off
as fu[I]c[/I]ked up as that is[/QUOTE]
Net is filled with narrative.
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[QUOTE=ace23]We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.[/QUOTE]
You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.
Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.
Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. [COLOR="White"]But they are bad. [/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
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[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]
-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was weed.
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:biggums: :wtf: :facepalm
how could you ever mix the two up?
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[QUOTE=kentatm]:biggums: :wtf: :facepalm
how could you ever mix the two up?[/QUOTE]
Meant to say cocaine, my bad
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The high school kids went to one of those all-men/religious schools. So easy to con them its not even funny. You can't pull the same stuff with public school kids. :oldlol: 70% of them are experts by now
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[QUOTE=ZeN][B]You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.
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Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.
Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. [COLOR="White"]But they are bad. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Uh, I was 15 and horny as [COLOR="Black"]f[/COLOR]uck?
Those acts are from my dark days, though. I'm a better man now.
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[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.[/QUOTE]
What the ****. :oldlol: :roll:
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[QUOTE=StroShow4]What the ****. :oldlol: :roll:[/QUOTE]
Yea dude, it was pretty risky. So awkward seeing her the 1st time after what had happened :oldlol:
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You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.
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[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. [B]The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn[/B].[/QUOTE]
Wow, and I felt weird for jerking off to cartoon porn once :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=ProfessorMurder]And an attempt to take the high road was immediately kiboshed by admitting the viewing animal porn.[/QUOTE]
Animal porn as in an Elephant ****ing another Elephant
or someone forcing a Dog to **** a cat
or people raping animals
:confusedshrug:
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[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.[/QUOTE]
so is that animal upon an animal or cross species beastiality?
[COLOR="White"]Either way, you are one sick f*ck [/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]The internet doesn't count....
-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
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Stop :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=Flagrant 2]I shit on the ground in public bathrooms[/QUOTE]
You bastard.
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I got a good amount of jerking off stories. But I figured I would just put the best one.
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Ace, considering I know who u are, I may tell your click to don't let you around their sisters, ect.
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://7chan.org/7ch/src/13576777529.gif[/IMG]
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Oh, and I also always tried to look up my 1st grade teacher's skirt while she was sitting in her rocking chair during story time. I would get boners and shit, and she would cross her legs when she noticed what I was doing. It's hilarious how I thought absolutely nothing of what I was doing at the time. I can't remember if I ever realized that that shit was weird, but I was never reprimanded for it.
Teacher was no younger than 55 btw. And I've told people this in real life.
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[QUOTE=ace23]Oh, and I also always tried to look up my 1st grade teacher's skirt while she was sitting in her rocking chair during story time. I would get boners and shit, and she would cross her legs when she noticed what I was doing. It's hilarious how I thought absolutely nothing of what I was doing at the time. I can't remember if I ever realized that that shit was weird, but I was never reprimanded for it.
Teacher was no younger than 55 btw. And I've told people this in real life.[/QUOTE]
55 to a 7 year old is ancient though. I remember being a kid and thinking people that were 20 were really old.
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I already made a thread about this when I first came on here. I had a crush on my cousin that I met for the first time in my life. I was labelled a weirdo on here.:lol
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[QUOTE=shlver]I already made a thread about this when I first came on here. I had a crush on my cousin that I met for the first time in my life. I was labelled a weirdo on here.:lol[/QUOTE]
You are a sick f*ck.
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[QUOTE=ace23]Uh, I was 15 and horny as [COLOR="Black"]f[/COLOR]uck?
Those acts are from my dark days, though. I'm a better man now.[/QUOTE]
You were 15 and you molested your cousin? :wtf:
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[QUOTE=shlver]You were 15 and you molested your cousin? :wtf:[/QUOTE]
Youve met your match sir.
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There are things that just shouldn't be shared anywhere.
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[QUOTE=ZeN]You are a sick f*ck.
Youve met your match sir.[/QUOTE]
:coleman:
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[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
Lmao, how old was thot cousin
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[QUOTE=AlonzoGOAT]Lmao, how old was thot cousin[/QUOTE]
19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.