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Would you Fakk Snooki?
Been vacillating hardcore on this one until recently. At first I was like, hmmm, ya know what I just might, then I was like naaahhhhh, then I was like, well maybe a teet fakk, but then I was like, she probably smells like a mixture of puke and Malboro, then I was like, well I could get brains from her and she probably wouldn't need to bend over or get on her knees, but then I was like, uhhh, maybe not, then I was like weeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll maybe?????
But now, NO FAKKIN WAY, not even with JerrySteakhouse's virgin 4.5 incher.
Not interested in the slightest, hoe grew on me the wrong way, and pokin that might make other things grow on me.
[Nancy] just say no [/Reagan]
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If by "fakk" you mean kick her in the face then yes.
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I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.
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she's worth an hour or so
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[QUOTE=Godzuki]I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.[/QUOTE]
I like this cat's style. Hate fakkin goin on up in here yo!
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with the way your life is going Ass Dan, you shouldn't have a choice.
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[QUOTE=enayes]she's worth an hour or so[/QUOTE]
An hour? She'd have lost like 20-30 pounds if you went at it for an hour.
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[QUOTE=Premeditated]with the way your life is going Ass Dan, you shouldn't have a choice.[/QUOTE]
Hey princess, am I still up in your head, so much so that you needed to come in here and spam, you're cute, maybe I'll fakk you instead you skinny little boy.:pimp:
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[QUOTE=enayes]she's worth an hour or so[/QUOTE]
Even after 3 hours of pounding that trash I still doubt I would c*m... ew
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[QUOTE=Ass Dan]Hey princess, am I still up in your head, so much so that you needed to come in here and spam, you're cute, maybe I'll fakk you instead you skinny little boy.:pimp:[/QUOTE]
I know you're trying to go the homosexual route to downplay the fact that you've never marinated your cack in a puzzy, so people can think your so comfortable, but its not going to work dun dun.
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[QUOTE=Godzuki]I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.[/QUOTE]
exactly. she doesn't get the clue ether from vinny. my nigg@ vinny is only interested in her when hes drunk, but sober, he'll stay away. she needs to look in the mirror, no respectable man wants to hit that dark midget b!tch. ugly as hell, has an array of STD's, very bitchy, etc.
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ehhh I share a lotta the similar thought process with u on this one Azz Dan.
But when you got into the nitty-gritty of her odor I was really turned off. There's something rather charming about her, and frankly I could see myself getting off to pulling her f*ckin hair and disrupting that abomination of a fad they call the Bob, and violating someone more famous than me'self.
But at the end of the day. No.
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[QUOTE=Godzuki]I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she talks about wanting some ridiculously ripped guy, yet she's 4'9 and probably weighs 140. But yeah, I'd have to be completely hammered.
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So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.
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[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.[/QUOTE]
not everyone has your standards. at least in a sober state.
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[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.[/QUOTE]
what? Why? She is far less attractive than any chick I have ever been with. Why would I want to smash an oompa-loompa? Cause shes famous? Sorry, doesnt do it for me. Her bod is terrible, shes got an ugly face and shes a self-absorbed vapid ***** with a terrible attitude and worldview. why in the world would anyone but a drunk guido be interested in smashing that day-glo orange bowling ball of a guidette?
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just to be sure, this is who we are talking about right?
[IMG]http://starjerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Snooki.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Snooki-Punched-500x282.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://ultimateoutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/293_ad_Snooki_122909.jpg[/IMG]
I love that the last image is a beauty special and is a shopped and brushed image and shes still ugly as falk.
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[QUOTE=boozehound]what? Why? She is far less attractive than any chick I have ever been with. Why would I want to smash an oompa-loompa? Cause shes famous? Sorry, doesnt do it for me. Her bod is terrible, shes got an ugly face and shes a self-absorbed vapid ***** with a terrible attitude and worldview. why in the world would anyone but a drunk guido be interested in smashing that day-glo orange bowling ball of a guidette?[/QUOTE]
:applause:
couldn't agree more. snooki is an STD.
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[IMG]http://news.about-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki-jersey-shore.jpg[/IMG]
:roll: - [B]NO[/B]
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I'd take her from behind, but I wouldn't give her the full works. That means no kissing and no going down on her. Just a quick in and out job.
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[QUOTE=El Kabong]I'd take her from behind, but I wouldn't give her the full works. That means no kissing and no going down on her. Just a quick in and out job.[/QUOTE]
Lies.
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[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q[/URL]
i don't know what happened between this time and now. too bad she went downhill after this video. :lol
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[QUOTE=leopoldstotch][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q[/URL]
i don't know what happened between this time and now. too bad she went downhill after this video. :lol[/QUOTE]
Mets fan? okay take it back. no I wouldn't **** her.
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[QUOTE=leopoldstotch][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q[/URL]
i don't know what happened between this time and now. too bad she went downhill after this video. :lol[/QUOTE]
I don't see any difference at all, it's the same ugly orange piece of shit.
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Snooki actually looks pretty cute in that video.
That obviously must have been taken before she put on 20-30 pounds around the same time J.S. started being filmed.
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no doubt I'd hit that sex is probably wild as fuc*k with her just get some alchy in me or else it'd be hard to get horny for that oompa loompa look alike.
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LoL WTF are you guys talking about?
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She's famous. Of course I would.
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[img]http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg[/img]
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if i can have a month or two to get her into some sort of working order i probably would.
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[QUOTE=Nike_jumpman_23][img]http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
sadly that is a fake, she is much more pear shaped than that, I'd hit that body in the picture for sure.
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That actually isn't a fake.
Believably, Snooki used to be 20-30 pounds thinner than she is/was during the Jersey Shore filming.
And like I say, she's pretty cute when she's thin.
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[QUOTE=Nike_jumpman_23][img]http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Only a homo won't hit that
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well, that young girl is dead and gone, replaced by this monstrosity
[IMG]http://cdn01.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Snooki_Feb12newsne.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=prodnus]Only a homo won't hit that[/QUOTE]
Agreed.