I need an upgrade from "your mom already did" or "please?"
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I need an upgrade from "your mom already did" or "please?"
I know you are but what am I?
Or, talk to the hand cuz the face don't care...
If it's a girl you can say "Fine, but it will cost you BIG TIME".
[QUOTE=niko]If it's a girl you can say "Fine, but it will cost you BIG TIME".[/QUOTE]
I feel this will earn me some douchebag points.
[QUOTE=macmac]I know you are but what am I?
[B]Or, talk to the left hand cuz you ain't right...[/B][/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]I need an upgrade from "your mom already did" or "please?"[/QUOTE]
Don't let anyone say **** to just stare at them evilly until they become afraid.
-Smak
How about these:
- "If your dad wasn't married to your mom, I'd f[size=2]u[/size]ck him in the ass"
- "Oh, you called me a f[size=2]ag[/size]got? Well, it takes one to know, f[size=2]ag[/size]got"
- "F[size=2]u[/size]ck me? No, f[size=2]u[/size]ck me hard!"
I think they always work well depending on what is said about you.
Tell us what people say to you and we can give you better comebacks.
yo mama
How about a little rap comeback Happy Gilmore style. Not giving you any suggestions I'm a busy man, but here's a blue print :
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
[QUOTE=Rasheed1]yo mama[/QUOTE]
weakkk
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Only if you buy me dinner first.
[QUOTE=jaydacris]"no f*ck you!"[/QUOTE]
Close, but take out the "no" and just comeback with the exact same insult that was directed at you, word for word, like how Tony Montana did to Omar Suarez in Scarface. I find it hilarious because it throws you off but at the same time has a more intimidating delivery.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNgMvO7shI[/url]
[QUOTE=jaydacris]"no f*ck you!"[/QUOTE]
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If you use a gun the right way, they'll never comeback again.