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Ancient Legend 05-13-2009 09:12 PM

Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Turns out Dirk Nowitzki's fiancee, Cristal Taylor, had also duped Tony Banks (former NFL QB) a long time ago.




http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4165087

She had previously worked as a stripper.

Dirk, better leave grubs like these to the likes of Ruben Patterson and Zach Randolph.

bdreason 05-13-2009 09:15 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
She must give a mean *******.


That's all I can think of. :confusedshrug:

OneMoreSucka 05-13-2009 09:17 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Goddamn she gets uglier the more I see her.

nbastatus 05-13-2009 09:17 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
ew.

InspiredLebowski 05-13-2009 09:22 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
At least Dirk's own people found out about this chick. Sure, it's a sad reflection of society that your advisers need to check out a potential wife, but a needed one. Good think Dirk has reliable people around him.

EllEffEll 05-13-2009 09:23 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bdreason
She must give a mean *******.


That's all I can think of. :confusedshrug:


Like golf ball through a garden hose "mean" or chrome off a trailer hitch "mean"?

Sad, but probably true.

What a nightmare.

miniharrison37 05-13-2009 09:23 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
eww

w00terz 05-13-2009 09:26 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Again, why doesn't he just bang some little blonde German groupie? There's got to be a ton of them lined up. Why would he want a con-artist, hood-rat, crackhead looking b*tch that was once a stripper, who's been around the block and almost pushing 40? That skeezer must give great dome.

Mr_Basketball#1 05-13-2009 09:30 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.

Rekindled 05-13-2009 09:30 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."


:wtf: :wtf:

this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.

twolvesfan 05-13-2009 09:37 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rekindled
""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."


:wtf: :wtf:

this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.

i think they are just saying she gives a mean BJ. you obviously couldnt say that in a interview...

w00terz 05-13-2009 09:39 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Basketball#1
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.


Still, she looks like an ape. There are easily a ton of women out there that are much better looking than her that are great in bed, if not better than con-artist girl. Plus, anytime you bang a hotter chick it's a lot more enjoyable.

OneMoreSucka 05-13-2009 09:41 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Basketball#1
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.

I wouldn't be able to get it up looking at that behemoth, even with the lights off....

magiŠ 05-13-2009 09:42 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
It's a mug shot.

For example:





Cristal could look a lot better then that picture.

billybadass 05-13-2009 09:43 PM

Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor
 
i lost alot of respect for dirk. thats just uncalled for


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