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Superpowers with a twist...
You meet a guy who says he can give you one of three coloured pills. You have four choice, to take one of the 3 pills or to take none.
The Blue pill gives you the power to fly. The twist is that it causes immense pain on your back, pain so bad you feel like passing out. There is no way to avoid it. If you go ahead and fly through the pain, within a year you will be permanently paralysed from the waist down and have to live the rest of your life in a wheelchair. Definitely wont be any flying at that point.
The Red pill gives you the power to read anyone's mind, and to be a fly on the wall for all of their memories. The twist is that you will actually, literally become a fly. You will be able to hear and see everything in a persons mind but you will be an insect for the remaining duration of your life.
The White pill gives you the power to attract any woman. The twist is the woman has to have been a man at some point in her life. So you can only attract transsexuals. Hey, some of them can be hot, right?
Which would you choose, if any, and why?
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I'd choose whatever coloured pill gives me the power to get back the 10 seconds I spent reading that nonsense.
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Not an interesting hypothetical
The downsides of those pills greatly outweigh the positives.
No intelligent person would take any of those pills
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[QUOTE=MavsSuperFan]Not an interesting hypothetical
The downsides of those pills greatly outweigh the positives.
No intelligent person would take any of those pills[/QUOTE]
Not really. Only the second one you could say greatly outweighs its positive. With the flying one, you only feel pain [B]IF[/B] you fly. Wouldnt it be cool to be able to fly if necessary, even if it was painful? You just wouldnt be able to do it much.
With the last one, you dont have to fvck them. It would just be an added skill. You lose nothing.
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Why Does Op Only Have 1 Red Bar.................................................................................
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[QUOTE=Im so nba'd out]Why Does Op Only Have 1 Red Bar.................................................................................[/QUOTE]
I had a green bar before the last hour...
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First option renders you paralysed for the rest of your life.
Second makes you an insect (WTF)
Third is only useful if you enjoy transsexuals (probably not most people then).
So all of these 'superpowers' aren't super at all.
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[QUOTE=sweggeh]Not really. Only the second one you could say greatly outweighs its positive. With the flying one, you only feel pain [B]IF[/B] you fly. Wouldnt it be cool to be able to fly if necessary, even if it was painful? You just wouldnt be able to do it much.
With the last one, you dont have to fvck them. It would just be an added skill. You lose nothing.[/QUOTE]
flying has never appealed to me.
Flying is actually quite dangerous if you dont have super senses, quick reaction times, and invulnerability
Even if you offered me superman's powers for 10 years, and I would be paralyzed for the rest of my life, I still wouldnt take it. But that would require at least some thought.
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[QUOTE=Im so nba'd out]Why Does Op Only Have 1 Red Bar.................................................................................[/QUOTE]
he doesnt seem to care about his rep, so personally I dont bother negging him because it imo wont affect him.
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[QUOTE=brantonli]First option renders you paralysed for the rest of your life.
Second makes you an insect (WTF)
[B]Third is only useful if you enjoy transsexuals (probably not most people then).[/B]
So all of these 'superpowers' aren't super at all.[/QUOTE]
You telling me you wouldnt enjoy this?
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[QUOTE=brantonli]First option renders you paralysed for the rest of your life.
Second makes you an insect (WTF)
[B]Third is only useful if you enjoy transsexuals (probably not most people then).[/B]
So all of these 'superpowers' aren't super at all.[/QUOTE]
also even if you did enjoy trannys, they are like what 0.01% of the population?
You might not meet a tranny in your entire life
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[QUOTE=sweggeh]You telling me you wouldnt enjoy this?
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Alrighty then sign me for the white pill.
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[QUOTE=sweggeh]You meet a guy who says he can give you one of three coloured pills. You have four choice, to take one of the 3 pills or to take none.
The Blue pill gives you the power to fly. The twist is that it causes immense pain on your back, pain so bad you feel like passing out. There is no way to avoid it. If you go ahead and fly through the pain, within a year you will be permanently paralysed from the waist down and have to live the rest of your life in a wheelchair. Definitely wont be any flying at that point.
The Red pill gives you the power to read anyone's mind, and to be a fly on the wall for all of their memories. The twist is that you will actually, literally become a fly. You will be able to hear and see everything in a persons mind but you will be an insect for the remaining duration of your life.
The White pill gives you the power to attract any woman. The twist is the woman has to have been a man at some point in her life. So you can only attract transsexuals. Hey, some of them can be hot, right?
Which would you choose, if any, and why?[/QUOTE]
Which pill I would take?
Just give me a gun, and all threat are eliminated
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[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]Alrighty then sign me for the white pill.[/QUOTE]
My nikka :cheers:
This kid knows whats up
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[QUOTE=sweggeh]You telling me you wouldnt enjoy this?
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Wow they are beautiful.
I actually had a phase in my twenties where I was dating transsexual women and I can say it was a great time in my life. A lot of people are misconceptions on them but there a lot out there that look amazing and are truly beautiful people inside and out. I can honestly say the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life have been transgender.
I am married now with a natural born woman but I will never forget the time I had, and how great life was for a period just because I broadened my horizons and found something amazing. As for the question, I would definitely choose the white pill :rockon:
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Wow they are beautiful.
I actually had a phase in my twenties where I was dating transsexual women and I can say it was a great time in my life. A lot of people are misconceptions on them but there a lot out there that look amazing and are truly beautiful people inside and out. I can honestly say the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life have been transgender.
I am married now with a natural born woman but I will never forget the time I had, and how great life was for a period just because I broadened my horizons and found something amazing. As for the question, I would definitely choose the white pill :rockon:[/QUOTE]
WTF :roll:
Are you for real?
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Wow they are beautiful.
I actually had a phase in my twenties where I was dating transsexual women and I can say it was a great time in my life. A lot of people are misconceptions on them but there a lot out there that look amazing and are truly beautiful people inside and out. I can honestly say the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life have been transgender.
I am married now with a natural born woman but I will never forget the time I had, and how great life was for a period just because I broadened my horizons and found something amazing. As for the question, I would definitely choose the white pill :rockon:[/QUOTE]
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o and OP no way the 1st pic is a tranny say its not so
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[QUOTE=Im so nba'd out][IMG]http://cdn.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/michael-jordan-lol.gif[/IMG]
o and OP no way the 1st pic is a tranny say its not so[/QUOTE]
Yep, shes a dude (or was).
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White pill :lol no shame here
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[QUOTE=sweggeh]WTF :roll:
Are you for real?[/QUOTE]
I dont know what that is meant to mean so Im just going to ignore you.
[QUOTE=Rondooooooooooo]If I really wanted to I'm sure I would be able to attract a tranny, why would I need a pill to do it?[/QUOTE]
Wow we have a really smart guy here. Listen, transwomen are just like natural women. They have the same mindset of attraction and they have just as many guys throwing themselves at them as natural women. You talk about transwomen like they are some desperate creatures begging for any type of attention. I can inform you right now it is nothing like that. Transwomen vary in their looks just as much as natural women. No one is going to look at a fat woman and say wow women are so ugly. Thats the same thing as looking at a transwomen who may not look good (like the ones who have done their transition poorly and still look like men) and then saying all transgender women are ugly and are desperate for any type of guy.
You are absolutely full of yourself and you need to get out there into the real world before you make generalizations about a whole group of people.
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]I dont know what that is meant to mean so Im just going to ignore you.[/QUOTE]
It was pretty straight forward. I meant are you really bragging about banging trannies "during your twenties" on ISH of all places :lol
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[QUOTE=sweggeh]It was pretty straight forward. I meant are you really bragging about banging trannies "during your twenties" on ISH of all places :lol[/QUOTE]
Who said I was bragging? And what is actually shameful about being in a relationship with a transwoman? I was in many and believe it or not I really couldn't care less what small minded imbeciles on a online forum think about it. In fact I actually prefer seeing people that are so close minded, it just means more beautiful women for me :pimp:
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Who said I was bragging? And what is actually shameful about being in a relationship with a transwoman? I was in many and believe it or not I really couldn't care less what small minded imbeciles on a online forum think about it. In fact I actually prefer seeing people that are so close minded, it just means more [B]men[/B] for me :pimp:[/QUOTE]
Fixed
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Wow they are beautiful.
I actually had a phase in my twenties where I was dating transsexual women and I can say it was a great time in my life. A lot of people are misconceptions on them but there a lot out there that look amazing and are truly beautiful people inside and out. I can honestly say the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life have been transgender.
I am married now with a natural born woman but I will never forget the time I had, and how great life was for a period just because I broadened my horizons and found something amazing. As for the question, I would definitely choose the white pill :rockon: [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Who said I was bragging? And what is actually shameful about being in a relationship with a transwoman? I was in many and believe it or not I really couldn't care less what small minded imbeciles on a online forum think about it. In fact I actually prefer seeing people that are so close minded, it just means more beautiful women for me :pimp:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Who said I was bragging? And what is actually shameful about being in a relationship with a transwoman? I was in many and believe it or not I really couldn't care less what small minded imbeciles on a online forum think about it. In fact I actually prefer seeing people that are so close minded, it just means more beautiful women for me :pimp:[/QUOTE]
:biggums:
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[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]Just realized this dude is foreverheat. i feel so dumb[/QUOTE]
Come on son wheres yo head at :D
I only mentioned it about 6 times.
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[QUOTE=Im so nba'd out]Fixed[/QUOTE]
They arent men you retard. If I wanted a man I would go for this -
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Does this look the same to you?
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Transwomen are [B]NOT[/B] men.
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[QUOTE=Rondooooooooooo]Sooooo because I say I can attract Transgender women without the pill, makes me seem like they are below everyone else and that I'm full of myself?! It's called confidence pal. I feel like I can attract any normal girl as well, does that make me full of myself, or does it mean I have confidence in myself? [B]I've actually had Transgender women come onto me before and I respectfully declined, not my cup of te[/B]a. You can do you, I won't judge, just don't be so quick to snap and call me full of myself just because I believe I can get women.[/QUOTE]
Really?
Believe it or not I've never seen a proper one in real life before, or maybe I have and I didnt realise it. Ive only seen the terrible ones, like old dudes in wigs and skirts walking the streets lol.
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[QUOTE=Rondooooooooooo]Not in person, but online. I have had 2 message me telling me I was very attractive and we started talking. Later in the convo they would reveal they are TG, and I would respectfully decline, and wish them the best.[/QUOTE]
Oh okay that makes more sense lol. I think alot of trannies would be afraid to make the first move, in case something like this happened...
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Im not gonna lie though, those tranny pics at the top of the page are making me rethink my life choice. Maybe lolcats is onto something :oldlol:
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Wow they are beautiful.
I actually had a phase in my twenties where I was dating transsexual women and I can say it was a great time in my life. A lot of people are misconceptions on them but there a lot out there that look amazing and are truly beautiful people inside and out. I can honestly say the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life have been transgender.
I am married now with a natural born woman but I will never forget the time I had, and how great life was for a period just because I broadened my horizons and found something amazing. As for the question, I would definitely choose the white pill :rockon:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Rondooooooooooo]Sooooo because I say I can attract Transgender women without the pill, makes me seem like they are below everyone else and that I'm full of myself?! It's called confidence pal. I feel like I can attract any normal girl as well, does that make me full of myself, or does it mean I have confidence in myself? I've actually had Transgender women come onto me before and I respectfully declined, not my cup of tea. You can do you, I won't judge, just don't be so quick to snap and call me full of myself just because I believe I can get women.[/QUOTE]
Alright I probably misunderstood you then. I thought you were trying to say it is easy to attract transwomen, because believe me its not lol especially the really good looking ones. There are some guys out there that specifically chase transwomen, almost to the point of just dating them exclusively. Thats how I was before I met my wife and got married. I know just how hard it can be, picking up a hot transgender woman is just as difficult as picking up a hot natural woman, you need to have great looks or good game. So when you I just thought wow is this guy really being serious? But yeah I guess I just misunderstood so my bad on that one.
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Alright I probably misunderstood you then. I thought you were trying to say it is easy to attract transwomen, because believe me its not lol especially the really good looking ones. [B]There are some guys out there that specifically chase transwomen, almost to the point of just dating them exclusively. Thats how I was before I met my wife and got married. [/B]I know just how hard it can be, picking up a hot transgender woman is just as difficult as picking up a hot natural woman, you need to have great looks or good game. So when you I just thought wow is this guy really being serious? But yeah I guess I just misunderstood so my bad on that one.[/QUOTE]
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Seriously mate, I have to ask, how did you actually get into banging trannies? Did you just wake up one day and be like yeah Im gonna start banging trannies now?
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Wow they are beautiful.
I actually had a phase in my twenties where I was dating transsexual women and I can say it was a great time in my life. A lot of people are misconceptions on them but there a lot out there that look amazing and are truly beautiful people inside and out. I can honestly say the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life have been transgender.
I am married now with a natural born woman but I will never forget the time I had, and how great life was for a period just because I broadened my horizons and found something amazing. As for the question, I would definitely choose the white pill :rockon:[/QUOTE]
I admire the honesty
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[QUOTE=sweggeh][IMG]http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/scared-gif.gif[/IMG]
Seriously mate, I have to ask, how did you actually get into banging trannies? Did you just wake up one day and be like yeah Im gonna start banging trannies now?[/QUOTE]
Theres no need for stupid gifs, are you 12?
I actually didnt know I liked it originally, but when I was about 22 I was introduced to this beautiful girl. She had a cute face and an amazing body. She also had a great personality and we became good friends pretty quickly. I was young and not that experienced at that time and I didnt really make a move for a long time, until a few months of us being good friends went by and I finally confessed my feelings for her. Thankfully she told me she felt the same way. So we started dating from there. We were kissing and feeling each other but we didnt actually have sex. Every time I tried to initiate she got defensive. Eventually she just came out with it that she was transgender. I was shocked, you couldnt even imagine how confused I was. She was the last person I would have guessed was transgender, she looked so much better than any real girl I have ever dated before. I actually didnt judge her cause I realized that it must of been really brave of her to come out with it. So we stayed friends while I got my head around what she told me, and I ended up staying with her. Now the secret was out she didnt have a problem initiating sex and kept trying to get me to screw her. I was apprehensive but I eventually folded and Im glad I did. It was the best experience of my life up to that point. We eventually broke up for some other reason I dont want to mention but since then I have been really turned on by transgender women.
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]Theres no need for stupid gifs, are you 12?
I actually didnt know I liked it originally, but when I was about 22 I was introduced to this beautiful girl. She had a cute face and an amazing body. She also had a great personality and we became good friends pretty quickly. I was young and not that experienced at that time and I didnt really make a move for a long time, until a few months of us being good friends went by and I finally confessed my feelings for her. Thankfully she told me she felt the same way. So we started dating from there. We were kissing and feeling each other but we didnt actually have sex. Every time I tried to initiate she got defensive. Eventually she just came out with it that she was transgender. I was shocked, you couldnt even imagine how confused I was. She was the last person I would have guessed was transgender, she looked so much better than any real girl I have ever dated before. I actually didnt judge her cause I realized that it must of been really brave of her to come out with it. So we stayed friends while I got my head around what she told me, and I ended up staying with her. Now the secret was out she didnt have a problem initiating sex and kept trying to get me to screw her. I was apprehensive but I eventually folded and Im glad I did. It was the best experience of my life up to that point. We eventually broke up for some other reason I dont want to mention but since then I have been really turned on by transgender women.[/QUOTE]
Your gay you know this right?If you truly don't care what people on a online forum think you would be willing to admit it.
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[QUOTE=Im so nba'd out]Your gay you know this right?If you truly don't care what people on a online forum think you would be willing to admit it.[/QUOTE]
How does that make me gay? Im a straight man since I like [B]WOMEN[/B], not men. If I was gay I wouldnt be afraid to admit it, but Im not.
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[QUOTE=LOLCATS]How does that make me gay? Im a straight man since I like [B]WOMEN[/B], not men. If I was gay I wouldnt be afraid to admit it, but Im not.[/QUOTE]
Don't feel like arguing and im not a homophobe you got it.Its your life live it however you want to nothing wrong with it :cheers:
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[QUOTE=Im so nba'd out]Don't feel like arguing and im not a [B]homophobe[/B]you got it.Its your life live it however you want to nothing wrong with it :cheers:[/QUOTE]
You can be a homophobe if you want, Im not gay so it doesnt affect me.
But thanks :cheers: