Improve The Team Names Thread

Some team names don't need changing in my opinion. Others make no sense or have no ties with the actual region due to teams moving in the past, or just lack of creativity so here it goes:

Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Crooks
New York Jinx
Philadelphia 76ers
Toronto Foreigners

Chicago Murderers
Cleveland Hope
Detroit Pistons
Indiana Pacers
Milwaukee Bucks

Atlanta Heat (Hotlanta)
Charlotte Rednecks
Miami Cartel
Orlando Hurricanes
Washington Patriots

Dallas Mavericks
Houston Rockets
Memphis Blues
New Orleans Jazz
San Antonio Spurs

Denver Nuggets
Minnesota Timberwolves
Oklahoma City Hicks
Portland Trail Blazers
Utah Grizzlies (Change Hockey team name to the Cubs)

Golden State Smog (or Quakes)
Los Angeles Losers
Los Angeles Winners
Phoenix Suns
Sacramento Miners

That's my take, let's see some more ISH :cheers:

Philadelphia Tanks
New York LOL
Toronto moe94s
Houston Retards
Miami Cubans
Atlanta Empty
Minnesota F[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]ggots

New Jersey Generals

Cleveland Clocks

San Antonio Spartans

Hollywood Stars

South Beach Dealers

Boston Celtics
New York Hahahahahahahahahaha
Toronto Raptors
Brooklyn Nets
Philadelphia 76ers

Chicago Squaaaaaaaad
Detroit Pistons
Milwaukee Bucks
Indiana Pacers
Cleveland Cavaliers

Atlanta Shrugs
Orlando Farm
Charlotte Hornets
Washington Bullets
Miami Corleones

San Antonio Spurs
Dallas Mavericks
Houston Rockets
Memphis Grizzlies
New Orleans Jazz

OKC Thunder
Portland Trailblazers
Minnesota Timberwolves
Denver Nuggets
Utah WhoCares

GS Warriors
Phoenix Suns
Sacramento Queens
LA NotTheLakers
LA Goats

Was there a CFL team called the Sacramento Miners.

Would like to see Canadian football in the states again.

Miss the Shreveport Pirates, Las Vegas posse, Baltimore Colts(CFLers), etc