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Eating ass?
I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....
*enters the magnificent mind of OP*
"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"
"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."
*back to real life*
She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.
[IMG]http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/feelsbadman.jpg[/IMG]
Anyone ever eaten ass before?
Somewhat related stand up material:
[URL="http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0"]http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0[/URL]
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I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.[/QUOTE]
You'll get along with me just fine. Don't worry, I haven't done it yet though.
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Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
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[QUOTE=Mr. I'm So Rad]I'mma eat er whole ass
[IMG]http://p.twimg.com/AuRvHgXCMAA7Wx4.jpg:large[/IMG][/QUOTE]
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Dat form
*taking notes*
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[QUOTE=Chief Keef]Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?[/QUOTE]
I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die:oldlol:
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[QUOTE=The Macho Man]:([/QUOTE]
Et tu, Macho? :facepalm
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[QUOTE=Just2McFly]I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die:oldlol:[/QUOTE]
I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
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[QUOTE=Chief Keef]I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.[/QUOTE]
I always want to try new shit.
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[QUOTE=Killbot]Literally? :lol[/QUOTE]
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I still havent eaten a girls asshole either:( I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.
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[QUOTE=Brujesino]I still havent eaten a girls asshole either:( I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.[/QUOTE]
:cheers:
One day, our faces shall be buried in-between the cheeks/isley brothers
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So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?
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[QUOTE=Chief Keef]So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?[/QUOTE]
At the moment, no.
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[QUOTE=Just2McFly]At the moment, no.[/QUOTE]
Is that because your not fresh out the shower right now? Got a little cleaning to do first?
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[QUOTE=Just2McFly]At the moment, no.[/QUOTE]
What about tomorrow then?
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premed has nothing better to on a friday night than to talk about eating ass.
mad that i exposed you fakkit?
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Depends on the ass. Waxed, bleached, and power-washed? Of course.
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[QUOTE=Bano114]Is that because your not fresh out the shower right now? Got a little cleaning to do first?[/QUOTE]
Just a lesson for the young folks. Porn is filled with rimming and other assplay these days. However, what they don't tell you is that when they hire the talent for an **** scene, she doesn't eat for 12 hours before and uses at enema on set before doing the scene.
All of the above means this is not a situation you are likely to casually find in real life.
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[QUOTE=FillJackson]Just a lesson for the young folks. Porn is filled with rimming and other assplay these days. However, what they don't tell you is that when they hire the talent for an **** scene, she doesn't eat for 12 hours before and uses at enema on set before doing the scene.
All of the above means this is not a situation you are likely to casually find in real life.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the info Doris Burke
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you has to start out slow....with someone you are familiar with......like a family member for instance......
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[QUOTE=Just2McFly]I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....
*enters the magnificent mind of OP*
"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"
"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."
*back to real life*
She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.
[IMG]http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/feelsbadman.jpg[/IMG]
Anyone ever eaten ass before?
Somewhat related stand up material:
[URL="http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0"]http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0[/URL][/QUOTE]
She dunno what she (possibly) missed out on.
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:confusedshrug:
So what? I don't see what the big deal is.. the ****** is an 1.5 inches from the ass, don't yall eat her out anyways.. you better believe some ass chromosomes are in her pussi for sure.. I honestly don't see what the big deal is anyways.. when my girl lies on her stomach I think it's the most beautiful thing and I just can't resist.. also it tastes much better if she skinny and has a tight nice ass, much much better
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[QUOTE=DwadeOverLebron]:confusedshrug:
So what? I don't see what the big deal is.. the ****** is an 1.5 inches from the ass, don't yall eat her out anyways.. you better believe some ass chromosomes are in her pussi for sure.. I honestly don't see what the big deal is anyways.. when my girl lies on her stomach I think it's the most beautiful thing and I just can't resist.. also it tastes much better if she skinny and has a tight nice ass, much much better[/QUOTE]
This...
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i would rub my face up a girls ass but i wouldn't do any licking or any of that shit like some of my n[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ggaz do.
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[QUOTE=jaydacris]ill put a wig on, and y'all can eat my ass[/QUOTE]
Oh shit ... literally.
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do that all the time, i usually just grab their legs and push them past their head and just go straight from dat ***** to the ass, every girl i've done it with has loved it
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Clean, tight little baloon knots are -yum- and meant to be licked. Just look at it.. It's begging for it. Man up. [IMG]http://www.benjaminnyffenegger.com/resources/s/smiley_deal.gif[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=DwadeOverLebron]:confusedshrug:
So what? I don't see what the big deal is.. the ****** is an 1.5 inches from the ass, don't yall eat her out anyways.. [B]you better believe some ass chromosomes are in her pussi for sure[/B].. I honestly don't see what the big deal is anyways.. when my girl lies on her stomach I think it's the most beautiful thing and I just can't resist.. also it tastes much better if she skinny and has a tight nice ass, much much better[/QUOTE]
that is the equivalent of finding 1 hair in your food, or eating a bowl of hair.
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As someone who's first sex was ana! (licking too) I can only say to you: go for it, but only if she is clean, shaved and all. Thats the time I will never forget, and probably the last one with ana! and ass licking, because you dont meet a girl who is into that every day.
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[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJcaWLNcA0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJcaWLNcA0[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Hands of Iron]Clean, tight little baloon knots are -yum- and meant to be licked. Just look at it.. It's begging for it. Man up. [IMG]http://www.benjaminnyffenegger.com/resources/s/smiley_deal.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Anti Hero]Also, sorry DonDadda :( [/QUOTE]
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Fukk yeah I feast on that ass...have a broad sit on my face and suffocate me with her huge ass cheeks while she forces me to eat her booty hole while she jerks me off....tastes like cooked liver truth be told
I'm a fkin freak tho ill let girls eat my ass all day with my ball sack rubbin on their eyes and shiit....i guess that's what the Internet has turned me into
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As long as she's showered first, dive right in!
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.[/QUOTE]
More than that - what type of man would share with a message board his truly "down under" (we're not talking about exploring the coral reef, more like Mariana Trench) adventures?
I'm a kinky dude, but the same bodily organ I use to luxuriate taste, inserting such a device into said booty hole doesn't serve a benefit or purpose whatsoever. Likewise for any chick who wants to finger my backdoor dump truck. Not happening, much less a chick who wants to french kiss downstairs.
I can go as far as not minding a little "stinky on my dinky" from time to time, but that's where I draw the line in the sand.
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[QUOTE=Balla_Status][IMG]http://cdn.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar27113_88.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Source?
:biggums:
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In a fukking heartbeat.