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andgar923 03-10-2009 03:45 AM

Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
I'm sure most of you old farts can relate with me.

I hate them because they have "internet."

We didn't have that back then, so if we wanted to do a research paper, off we went to the microfiche and to "Dewey."

BUT

The biggest reason I hate them is....

They have instant access to PORN.

I remember growing up, and trying to catch a glimpse of a piece of titty from a scrambled cable reception. I had to stay up late and catch "En La Cama Con Porcel" (Youtube that if you don't know what I'm talking about). The best thing that I had besides that was "They Came From Outer Space" on channel 13 (L.A.). When we finally got real cable, I was relegated to "Silk Stalkings" to get my.... uhhh.... you know on. Some shows came (pun intended) and went, such as ACAPULCO HEAT and even Baywatch.

But these lucky fuhchkers have immediate hardcore pron available.

Damn I wish I was 13 in this era, I'd really have some hairy hands.

Brujesino 03-10-2009 03:53 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
:roll: :roll: :roll:

hey i was really poor gorwing up so i had to borrow tapes from my freinds

i remember the first one porn i ever saw was called gushing orgasms

JtotheIzzo 03-10-2009 03:56 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
I miss the excitement of a new porno mag.

Yeah it is a hundred times better now, but the excitement of a new porno mag...That was nice.

first porn I ever watched:

"Let me tell you about white chicks."

classic

Quizno 03-10-2009 03:59 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
porn isn't honestly that important to you guys, is it?

mrpuente 03-10-2009 04:01 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Quizno
porn isn't honestly that important to you guys, is it?

fuck you!


just playin

Brujesino 03-10-2009 04:03 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Quizno
porn isn't honestly that important to you guys, is it?



its everything i ever wanted in life watching dirty whores get done stuff to them that i can only wish a regular girl would let me do to them

JtotheIzzo 03-10-2009 04:04 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mrpuente
fuck you!


just playin


I was gonna rep you till I saw the white ink. Now no rep for you.

mrpuente 03-10-2009 04:05 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JtotheIzzo
I was gonna rep you till I saw the white ink. Now no rep for you.

:oldlol:

JtotheIzzo 03-10-2009 04:07 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mrpuente
:oldlol:


repped

I must be getting soft

Quizno 03-10-2009 04:11 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
ahahaha, fine.

hail porn! :bowdown:

Brujesino 03-10-2009 04:12 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Quizno
ahahaha, fine.

hail porn! :bowdown:


thats the spirit:cheers:

andgar923 03-10-2009 04:21 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujesino
:roll: :roll: :roll:

hey i was really poor gorwing up so i had to borrow tapes from my freinds

i remember the first one porn i ever saw was called gushing orgasms


I must've been 14 when I saw my first magazine and 15 til I saw my first movie.

And here's the sad/gay/pitiful part about it.....

It was always like.... "I got this porn magazine that I stole from my uncle" so it would be 3 of us staring at it. Or going to that one dude that has those bad parents house, to watch porn. So its yourself and 4 other dudes watching porn in some other dude's house.

It kinda defeats its purpose because you can't do anything.

And Oh lord save your soul if you have to get up to get something!

These lucky bastards have porn in their CELL PHONES!!!!!

IMAGINE THAT SHYT?!!!!!

You can have videos with you in the restroom now!!!! forget looking at the SEARS catalog bra section, these lucky fuhchers have portable porn that they can take into the restroom. We had to REMEMBER the small glimpse of what could've been a titty from the scrambled reception while we were in the john.

And if a different thought popped into your head and messed up your concentration.... well there it goes.... *sigh* had to look for the closest thing that could get you back in the mood.

Oh well... Reader's Digest'll do for now.

catzhernandez 03-10-2009 04:30 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
:bowdown:

I have this convo all the time.

I remember jacking it to all kinds of random shyt as a kid. Lingerie mags, some hot chick on Batman Forever, even a ****ing Kangaroo on this kids show I used to love. Wtf?

****ing punk kids don't get it. I mean even TV basically GIVES sex away for free to these kids.

I was watching "Girls Next Door" on E! and I was like goddamn, if only I had this as a kid.

I mean a blur barely even hides the nipple these days.


Punk ass kids.

kobesabi 03-10-2009 04:37 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
You touch your 3rd hand every day for at least 3 times a day - every time you go to the bathroom. Actually almost all guys do. Free porn right there.

andgar923 03-10-2009 04:37 AM

Re: Reason why I hate the younger generation
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by catzhernandez
:bowdown:

I have this convo all the time.

I remember jacking it to all kinds of random shyt as a kid. Lingerie mags, some hot chick on Batman Forever, even a ****ing Kangaroo on this kids show I used to love. Wtf?

****ing punk kids don't get it. I mean even TV basically GIVES sex away for free to these kids.

I was watching "Girls Next Door" on E! and I was like goddamn, if only I had this as a kid.

I mean a blur barely even hides the nipple these days.


Punk ass kids.


They really don't have a clue.

You know the cliche story older people always give....

"When I was your age, I had to walk 5 miles in the snow... blah blah"

Well...that's nothing compared to having PORTABLE INSTANT PORN!!!!

Hell.... if I was 13 and had internet, I would NEVER leave my room. And when I did, i can take that with me.

I'd be in the school's restroom wacking it off. My arms would be bigger than Popeye's in one month.

Lucky punks


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