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catzhernandez 03-10-2009 10:01 PM

The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
People of Insidehoops, I come to you today with the hopes of a simple ear to be lent to what I, Catz J. Hernandez, hopes that you, poster of Insidehoops.com/forum, finds acceptable and worthy enough to be your king.

To say that this job is meaningless is BLASPHEMY!

And to all the naysayers and Catz haters, I say step up.

I will rule this nation with not only an iron fist, but an open heart, and parties beyond imagination.

The time has come, Catz Hernandez is here.

I promise that if I'm elected, there WILL NOT be anymore gay poses made by Lilojmayo , there WILL NOT be any other threads made by Interminator asking how your dick tastes, never again will we have to read another bballer thread begging for rep.

Oh no, for I will slay them with my Sai. Because oh yes, every great King carries a set of Sais.

Insidehoops, I ask of you, am I worthy to be your King?


TakitoEspanoza 03-10-2009 10:02 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
The fact that you wanna be a king on a messageboard is not a good thing, get in school dude.

catzhernandez 03-10-2009 10:06 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TakitoEspanoza
The fact that you wanna be a king on a messageboard is not a good thing, get in school dude.

You are nothing but racist trash.

The mere fact that you think you can go on a glorified racist rant towards B-Low of all people is despicable. You make your King sick, you tubby worthless piece of redneck dickmeat.

Lift up your belly, 10 bucks says a jellybean is hiding under there.

Sanity 03-10-2009 10:07 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
As long as its understood that I remain Vice president. :pimp:

HisAirness 03-10-2009 10:09 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by catzhernandez
You are nothing but racist trash.

The mere fact that you think you can go on a glorified racist rant towards B-Low of all people is despicable. You make your King sick, you tubby worthless piece of redneck dickmeat.

Lift up your belly, 10 bucks says a jellybean is hiding under there.


You have to self-approve your own posts before anyone will take you seriously.

TakitoEspanoza 03-10-2009 10:11 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by catzhernandez
You are nothing but racist trash.

The mere fact that you think you can go on a glorified racist rant towards B-Low of all people is despicable. You make your King sick, you tubby worthless piece of redneck dickmeat.

Lift up your belly, 10 bucks says a jellybean is hiding under there.



I am a redneck? lol thanks for letting me know that!

Me racist? Yep, thats why I voted for Obama :roll:

And I dislike B-Low, not because hes black, but because hes a pompus jerk that thinks hes above everyone else.

rufuspaul 03-10-2009 10:11 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
You're not black enough to get elected this year.

i seen hippos 03-10-2009 10:12 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Uh....I already own copyrights for the name KING. Perhaps if you only use lower case letters at all times I will not sue you.

hito da god 03-10-2009 10:12 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TakitoEspanoza
I am a redneck? lol thanks for letting me know that!

Me racist? Yep, thats why I voted for Obama :roll:

And I dislike B-Low, not because hes black, but because hes a pompus jerk that thinks hes above everyone else.

:oldlol: this is gonna take over the 'i can't be racist, i have black friends!' line.

'i can't be racist, i voted for obama!'

BULLZ 03-10-2009 10:13 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
I would like to apply for the position of village idiot.

I will bribe you with full season length tapes of 60s basketball if I have to.

Sanity 03-10-2009 10:13 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hito da god
:oldlol: this is gonna take over the 'i can't be racist, i have black friends!' line.

'i can't be racist, i voted for obama!'


I lol'd too.

TakitoEspanoza 03-10-2009 10:13 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hito da god
:oldlol: this is gonna take over the 'i can't be racist, i have black friends!' line.

'i can't be racist, i voted for obama!'



:cheers:

v-unit 03-10-2009 10:15 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
lame

catzhernandez 03-10-2009 10:16 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BULLZ
I would like to apply for the position of village idiot.

I will bribe you with full season length tapes of 60s basketball if I have to.


Hmmm, one must think this over...

Insidehoops already has a pretty god village idiot, matter of fact two of them in lilmarcgasol and Interminator.

Give me time.

HisAirness 03-10-2009 10:17 PM

Re: The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King
 
Quote:

"Hereeee Hereeee"

Shouldn't it be "Hear ye! Hear ye!" 'neath your username, my good King?


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