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Legend of Josh 03-12-2009 12:19 PM

Poster Rhyme Game
 
It's simple really. Just post a simple *single* rhyme/bar or whatever about the poster above you.

I'll start with myself others can join in.

_____

Legendary fo' real, that Josh be mega |i-LL|
My gimmicks murder they kill, knock you out like Holyfield

JtotheIzzo 03-12-2009 12:20 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Legend of Josh enjoys a brown pus$y nosh

Legend of Josh 03-12-2009 12:24 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Jiggy get iggy blow his jizzy on Miss Piggy, Kermit havin' a hisszy

rufuspaul 03-12-2009 12:41 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Josh the legendary has some secrets quite contrary,
But now it's out, oh yay, the news of the day,
The LOJ gots himself a vajayjay

RidonKs 03-12-2009 12:45 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
RuPaul plays with mute dolls, don't clown him or he'll shoot y'all

ALBballer 03-12-2009 12:46 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Yo my name is ALBballer and I would unleash a wicked spit ,
Then I realized I'm a FOB and I can't speak Enlglish for shyt.

vincentvangogh 03-12-2009 01:05 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Dearest Theo:

Oh, misfortune!

I awoke today to find myself in the hospital's care. They tell me that I attempted, after being tricked into "freebasing" by a prostitute, in a fit of hunger and delusion, to eat my own excrement.

They also tell me that I did not succeed, which, circumstances aside, means that there is but one more thing at which I fail.

lilmarcgasol 03-12-2009 01:06 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vincentvangogh
Dearest Theo:

Oh, misfortune!

I awoke today to find myself in the hospital's care. They tell me that I attempted, after being tricked into "freebasing" by a prostitute, in a fit of hunger and delusion, to eat my own excrement.

They also tell me that I did not succeed, which, circumstances aside, means that there is but one more thing at which I fail.

:applause:

RidonKs 03-12-2009 01:08 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
:oldlol:

v-unit 03-12-2009 01:17 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Wow this one is big. That one will rank high in the all time gimicks/accounts IMO.

rufuspaul 03-12-2009 01:21 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Vincentvangogh ain't down for da show, layin low
Hurtin from a ho

e-Thugstylez 03-12-2009 01:22 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
e-Thugz in this bitch, GET 'EM UP GET 'EM UP!
v-unit catch a slug in this bitch, HIT 'EM UP NIGGA WHAT?!

e-Thugstylez 03-12-2009 01:24 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rufuspaul
Vincentvangogh ain't down for da show, layin low
Hurtin from a ho


rufuspaul in this bitch, PUT 'EM UP PUT 'EM UP!
Leave you all in the ditch, SHOOT 'EM UP SHOOT 'EM UP!

rufuspaul 03-12-2009 01:30 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Been missin e, no dissin e, stylez of da thug
V-unit on da run, gonna catch that slug

vincentvangogh 03-12-2009 01:36 PM

Re: Poster Rhyme Game
 
Dearest Theo:

I like this place: The women are plentiful and dissolute!
The summers are nice, here, in my abode by the lake. The rain; Oh, what pleasure it brings! Oh, to capture the sweet passions, stirred by the gentle summer rain, on my canvas! What relief from the eternal anguish.

How I wish you could be here, dear brother, to keep me company, and to translate for me.
Many times I have seen the scrawlings of the many townspeople and have been left woefully uninformed by my own ignorance.

Write soon. For now, I close this letter to seek the desires of the flesh at the local apothecary (for it is replete with whores of the utmost variety)!


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