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andgar923 05-01-2009 02:53 PM

I hate opening the door
 
when I have a hard on.

Seriously...... how many have had it happen to them?

You're sitting down watching your fav Gloria Gucci flick and all of a sudden somebody's knocking at the door.

And you try to hide behind the door and cut whatever kind of convo it is short.

ZeN 05-01-2009 03:02 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
you have issues man

andgar923 05-01-2009 03:04 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeN
you have issues man


So am I suppose to enjoy opening the door with a hard on?

Perv

halffttime 05-01-2009 03:10 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andgar923
So am I suppose to enjoy opening the door with a hard on?

Perv


+1, dude is definitely a perv..

phoenix18 05-01-2009 03:11 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
Well it matters on your size because if your small no one will notice.

DreamShake34 05-01-2009 03:11 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andgar923
when I have a hard on.

Seriously...... how many have had it happen to them?

You're sitting down watching your fav Gloria Gucci flick and all of a sudden somebody's knocking at the door.

And you try to hide behind the door and cut whatever kind of convo it is short.

"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton"-greatest movie quote ever

ikoiko 05-01-2009 03:26 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamShake34
"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton"-greatest movie quote ever


greatest piece of advice ever as well.

The Magic Man 05-01-2009 03:33 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andgar923
when I have a hard on.

Seriously...... how many have had it happen to them?

You're sitting down watching your fav Gloria Gucci flick and all of a sudden somebody's knocking at the door.

And you try to hide behind the door and cut whatever kind of convo it is short.


This, along with your avitar... flat out sexy.

KeylessEntry 05-01-2009 03:33 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
I also hate opening the door. A lot of the time if I don't know who it is I will just let them sit out there on my front porch, because 9 out of 10 times they are trying to convert me to some retarded religion or sell me something I don't want.

LJJ 05-01-2009 03:49 PM

Re: I hate opening the door
 
I'm on the second floor most of the time, so usually when I hear the doorbell I go to the bathroom window right above the door.

Makes things real easy. You can just tell everyone to **** off from a distance.


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