posted this also in the Off the Court Lounge forum.
though it would be a nice way to get to know some of you guys.
saw this on the rumors page:
Shavlik Randolph briefly considered a cash offer from Allen Iverson at dinner Wednesday to jump in the water and swim to a boat about 30 yards away, but was smart enough to quickly reconsider.
i'm glad to see that these players have a great sense of humor. this is what i miss most about playing on a team! i remember we went a a road trip when i was in high school(early 90's) we had this big kid who spoke french & a bit of english; our starting center (he was 6-7 @ 14 years old). we had made a stop to eat & as we all got off the bus a kid on the team dared him to walk into the kentucky fried chicken and sweet talk the lady into giving him a bucket of breasts- just breasts!!! he had to explain the the lady that he just loved their breast... but it was really funny with that french accent! he wasn't able to get the bucket (they have to mix it up with wings &drums) but man was it ever funny watching him talk to her and making all the hand gestures. in the end he was really pissed b/c he lost out on 55$ (5$ a kid had to pay up if he did it) but he sure did get to practice his english!
anyone got any stories like that?
sean marks last year took i believe manu's underwear and threw it inside the hotel room fridge! ive also done that during a basketball tournament back in '97 at a ramada inn in houston, tx.
this one fat dude on our team would always leave his clothes lying around, and so my friend saw his underwear on the floor. we got some ice tongs and threw them in the tub...but then realized that was dumb because what if someone wanted to take a shower....so we took the wet underwear out and i saw the freezer so we threw it in. when we were leaving i realized we had left the underwear inside. me and my friend ran back to the room and the underwear was STUCK to the fridge! we had to get a bunch of hot water and defrost it...it was like cardboard! we then threw it in the trash and ran out. haha
here is another one of our antics.
we went to albaquerque NM for a basketball tournament. we also went skiing and one of my friends was going fast down a hill, hit the ski patrol, and he twisted his knee. that night we ordered some pizza but realized we didnt have any soda, so me, and another guy decided to go down the street to a target to buy some soda. my friend who had twisted his knee wanted to come too. so he grabbed his crutches and we left. half way down his dumba$$ gets tired and says, carry me. i was like F that iam not carrying you. so my other friend that came with me, found a shopping cart and we threw his @ss in there and sent him down a hill! hahaha he didnt get hurt but he was screaming like a little b!!tch!
same tournament...we were all about to go to sleep because we had a game the next morning. it was about 1:30am when we get a call from another team saying they are throwing a party in room 112. these two idiots in my room get all excited. one goes to take a quick shower the other starts getting ready. me and another guy kept telling them they are dumb and should go back to sleep. they get ready and start walking around the hotel looking for this room...after about 30 minutes trying to find the room they go to the front office clerk and ask him where room 112 is. the clerk tells them this hotel only has 70 rooms! hahaha
ive got alot more, just cant think of them...if they come to me ill post them
lol! this is funny!!!!!!
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