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Just2McFly 12-07-2012 09:46 PM

Eating ass?
 
I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....

*enters the magnificent mind of OP*

"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"

"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."

*back to real life*

She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.



Anyone ever eaten ass before?

Somewhat related stand up material:

http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0

kaiteng 12-07-2012 10:08 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Don't know about ass meat, but horse meat, which is similar, looks tasty, doesn't it?



lel

DonDadda59 12-07-2012 10:12 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 10:16 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDadda59
I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.

You'll get along with me just fine. Don't worry, I haven't done it yet though.

The Macho Man 12-07-2012 10:16 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDadda59
I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.


:(

Mr. I'm So Rad 12-07-2012 10:17 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
I'mma eat er whole ass


Chief Keef 12-07-2012 10:20 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 10:21 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. I'm So Rad
I'mma eat er whole ass



Dat form

*taking notes*

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 10:22 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Keef
Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?

I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die:oldlol:

DonDadda59 12-07-2012 10:27 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Macho Man
:(


Et tu, Macho? :facepalm

Chief Keef 12-07-2012 10:37 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Just2McFly
I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die:oldlol:



I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.

Al Thornton 12-07-2012 10:42 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
never knew phoenix was a slutty boy, i'm so proud. 8-)

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 10:43 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Keef
I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.

I always want to try new shit.

Killbot 12-07-2012 10:44 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Just2McFly
I always want to try new shit.


Literally? :lol

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 10:45 PM

Re: Eating ass?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Killbot
Literally? :lol



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