Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=b1imtf]..... After you raped him.

[COLOR="White"]jk[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

why are you still making jokes? :lol

This thread goes through a cycle.

Silkk gets bashed for his outlandish post, then months later he is praised for them, then bashed months later, then praised again :lol

I am a racist who doesn't want to see blacks coming to my game

but in order to make money, I put up with it.

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater]Silkk :bowdown:[/QUOTE]

:cheers:

[QUOTE=tmacattack33]When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.[/QUOTE]

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want

[QUOTE=1987_Lakers]I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.[/QUOTE]
Wow, was she hot?

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want[/QUOTE]
:pimp:

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater]why are you still making jokes? :lol[/QUOTE]
Watchu want? :coleman:

When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

[QUOTE=Megabox!]When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her[/QUOTE]

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........

Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...

[QUOTE=Done_And_Done]Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...[/QUOTE]

I think he meant he did it without her asking for it. Or else that would be a pointless post

Classic thread.

Too many funny stories to quote them all.

Epic thread. :roll: