Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.

I went in on the slow a few times when I was in ED. Best part was treating acutely intoxicated or OD patients.

Some truly great stories in here:roll:

[QUOTE=ROCSteady]Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.[/QUOTE]
This is all pretty normal tbh.

[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction[/QUOTE]
:biggums:

[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
This man takes the prize

had to re-read this :oldlol:

Stuck my ***** into the suction hose of a vacuum cleaner and then turned it on. I only did it once though.