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Basketball Fan 03-24-2013 06:20 PM

Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2013...g-first-child/

Congrats at least the kid is real this time

noob cake 03-24-2013 06:31 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.

Nash 03-24-2013 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by noob cake
Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.

Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.

NumberSix 03-24-2013 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Nash
Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.

Too much white. Kid will be a scrub.

Zodiac 03-24-2013 07:11 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.

gengiskhan 03-24-2013 07:11 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
Weird crap removed

NumberSix 03-24-2013 07:14 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
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Originally Posted by Zodiac
This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.

Or a girl.

Zodiac 03-24-2013 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberSix
Or a girl.

Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African

alwaysunny 03-24-2013 07:18 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4

andremiller07 03-24-2013 07:43 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

R.I.P. 03-24-2013 08:22 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
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Originally Posted by andremiller07
Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.


Best comment. :bowdown: :roll:

fos 03-24-2013 08:24 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
Damn, I was hoping the marriage would fall apart and that Dirk would start dating Ricky Rubio and bare him a son. I'm always daydreaming of Ricky Nowitzki. I guess the dream is dead?


bigt 03-24-2013 09:46 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
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Originally Posted by andremiller07
Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.


Bahaha that's brilliant

#number6ix# 03-24-2013 09:51 PM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
Congrats to Dirk for the baby and on marrying a sista...not bad Dirk not bad at all

NumberSix 03-25-2013 02:38 AM

Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child
 
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Originally Posted by Zodiac
Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African

:facepalm

News flash....... Germans AREN'T aryan.


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