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Solidape 03-27-2013 01:03 AM

Teach an old schooler about "Jorts"
 
Alright, most of have probably seen the Blake Griffin commercial making fun of jean shorts aka jorts.

I admit I am an older dude so I might not be with the times so to speak and still keeping it real 1995 style. But I don't get the jort hating thing.

Whats so wrong with jean shorts anyways young fellas?

This is assuming the "Jorts" are not cut-off, not too short, tight or too baggy or loose, etc. No one likes dudes in cut-offs, Daisy Duke style, regardless of material of the said short shorts!

NoGunzJustSkillz 03-27-2013 01:10 AM

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Solidape 03-27-2013 01:43 AM

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Replace Jeans with any other material it will be just the same no?

Still didn't answer my question though, but thanks!

macmac 03-27-2013 01:46 AM

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Jean shorts just look like shit, care to find an instance when they don't look like crap?

NoGunzJustSkillz 03-27-2013 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Solidape



Replace Jeans with any other material it will be just the same no?

Still didn't answer my question though, but thanks!

i honestly never heard the term jorts til you create this thread :lol

Solidape 03-27-2013 02:15 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by macmac
Jean shorts just look like shit, care to find an instance when they don't look like crap?


Something along the likes of this perhaps?


The Macho Man 03-27-2013 02:17 AM

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All shorts are terrible unless you're 6 or playing basketball

Solidape 03-27-2013 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Macho Man
All shorts are terrible unless you're 6 or playing basketball


I dunno man, when its 100 degree's and fricking hot outside, shorts is the way to go!

DMV2 03-27-2013 02:24 AM

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The Macho Man 03-27-2013 02:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Solidape
I dunno man, when its 100 degree's and fricking hot outside, shorts is the way to go!


That's no time to be outside sir.

Solidape 03-27-2013 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Macho Man
That's no time to be outside sir.


Checking out the barely dressed ladies for instance would be a good time to be outside?

See below


DMV2 03-27-2013 03:02 AM

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DMV2 03-27-2013 03:02 AM

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macmac 03-27-2013 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Solidape
Something along the likes of this perhaps?



That looks terrible man. And it's zoomed in, to take away from the stupidity of a full sized shot...

You want shorts, you wear some nice light shorts or light khakis with a pair of clean polos shoes or some nice flip flops

InspiredLebowski 03-27-2013 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by macmac
You want shorts, you need to rethink you decision

Fixed. Outside of playing ball or being at the gym there's never a reason for a grown man (read: post college) to wear shorts.


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