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enayes 05-09-2013 07:50 PM

I need carpenter bees.
 
Well, to be more specific, my girlfriend needs carpenter bees. She is doing research for her graduate work at SUNY Oneonta and needs carpenter bees from all over New York state.

I realize this is a strange request but if anyone has carpenter bees around their house and would be willing to kill them, put them in a container and ship them to me I would greatly appreciate it. I would be willing to compensate you for the shipping charges.

Once again, I am looking for carpenter bees from NY state. Thank You.


dilley 05-09-2013 08:59 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
oh shit im like 25 mins from Oneonta. i have no beef with bees though man i dunno

Styles p 05-09-2013 09:05 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
if i find some dead no problem but i'm not going out to kill bees.

macmac 05-09-2013 09:23 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
I have no carpenter bees but perhaps I could interest you in some dead seagulls?

B-Low 05-09-2013 09:44 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by macmac
I have no carpenter bees but perhaps I could interest you in some dead seagulls?


Whatever he offers you for the birds, I'll double it

Kblaze8855 05-09-2013 09:45 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Real talk...I have like 40 of them out drilling perfect circles in the wood of my carport. We have been known to try to knock them from there to the street(a home run) with a tree branch. Yes...we are childish.

But im not in NY.

InspiredLebowski 05-09-2013 09:47 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
This sounds like the beginning of a terrorist plot.

macmac 05-09-2013 09:57 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Low
Whatever he offers you for the birds, I'll double it


What about half a bird for the same price he offers? I have a guy in jersey shelling out big bucks for bird heads. I can double my profit and invest it in the giant hamster breeding program I've always dreamt of. When it finally takes off, I will reserve the biggest hamster for you, free of charge. I'll even throw in two ostrich eggs that are really just large left over orthodox easter eggs painted pink with yellow stripes.

johndeeregreen 05-09-2013 11:55 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by enayes
I realize this is a strange request but if anyone has carpenter bees around their house and would be willing to kill them, put them in a container and ship them to me I would greatly appreciate it.

Can you enter me into the lottery pool instead of sending me the money back?

jaydacris 05-09-2013 11:56 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

enayes 05-10-2013 10:38 AM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by johndeeregreen
Can you enter me into the lottery pool instead of sending me the money back?


I don't see why not.

Just2McFly 05-10-2013 10:41 AM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Your gf came back from argentina with her vag intact?:biggums:

enayes 05-10-2013 12:35 PM

Re: I need carpenter bees.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Just2McFly
Your gf came back from argentina with her vag intact?:biggums:


:oldlol: Yep.

She came back in July of 2012 and as far as I can tell her vag was untouched.


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