Re: Least Athletic person you've ever played with?
When I was a kid (probably about 10 years old) we had this obese kid on our team one season. Everyone had to get minutes at that age so the coach told him to literally just stand under our rim and not bother trying to be up the right end of the court on defence. The problem was he had the slowest reflexes I've ever seen, you would literally grab a rebound on defence toss the ball down the court to him under the basket wide open and he'd miss the ball and get hit in the face or stomach and it'd go out of bounds. It was hilarious and infuriating at the same time.