Gideons....Let Me Go to Class in Peace
Why do these cats have to hand out mini Bibles on a cold ass day? It is like 55 degrees outside, and windy. They are blocking walkways and standing on every corner like D-Boys. GTFOutta MY WAY!!! They are nice people, but I hate missionaries, they are the harbringer of death to functioning society. First come the missionaries(to sow discontent), followed by goods(usually overpriced trinkets), then disease, and finally conquest.
F*ck Gideons, and their motel Bibles!