Originally Posted by Dasher
The Most-High Flyest of All Fly Guys has to tap you for admittance. The criteria he favors are rapier wit, natty dressing ability, shone magnetism, a confident gait, James Earl Jones-like diction, dancefloor rhythm, the ability to pull off a bow-tie-suspender-capri pants-fedora-eyeglasses combo with style and grace, and of course STREET HUNGER.
I'm all for the bow-tie-suspender-fedora-eyeglasses, but capri pants? What am I a soccer mom? Guess I'll stat rocking them when dignity and self-respect goes out the window.