Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Do you guys have any lines that you toss out regularly?
I play with this large group and we give eachother shit all the time. So trash is very common during our games.
My favorite is when I block someone I look down at my hands with an astonished look and say "These hands were not meant to create!"
Also after a block:
"Yo did you call the police. Cause the SWAT team just arrived."
"Confucius say: Shoot ball seven times. Get blocked eight."
"Hey I like your hair though."
After a nice board I yell "Chuck Hayes son!" in honor of my friend Chuck Hayes.
I don't talk much on the offensive end except when directing traffic for my teammates but if I do something nice it's usually ad lib.
You guys got any go to lines? Do you guys talk a lot or no?