Originally Posted by ballup
Scal is like Chuck Norris, his abilities are far too great to be quantified, especially by a single number.
True. Some Scal facts:
*Brian Scalabrine knows that there ARE four pointers. For the well-being of the NBA, he didn't tell this to Antoine Walker.
*Brian Scalabrine shoots his free throws from half court.
*Brian Scalabrine can dunk on both hoops simultaneously.
*Brian Scalabrine has a 44 foot vertical.
*Brian Scalabrine has had sex with every woman who ever existed.