I have a puppy I named Shaq because he was the biggest of the litter.
With Shaq becoming a douche, I renamed my puppy "stains" because his spots look like stains.
I couldnt find Stains in the yard and was roaming around outside yelling "Come Stains
My neighbors came outside telling me I am disgusting and went back in their houses locking the doors.
My wife is looking at me like...