That stupid b!tch went through my phone while I was sleeping.
And not only did my past texts reveal absolutely nothing incriminating...
This woman still thinks she found some major dirt on me.
I'm not surprised, and I'm not very angry about the situation either...
Shouldn't have been f*ckin with this chick in the first place.
I'll just look at this as a blessing in disguise.
You ever had your phone violated? Guess I need to get a phone with a password on it.