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Old 11-04-2012, 06:54 PM   #2
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Default Re: My November Guest

I can copy and paste as well:

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.

Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.

Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.

Roses are crap,

Violets are shit,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.

Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.

Roses are red,

But I like carnations,

You're so crap in bed,

That I ****ed your alsations.

Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your ******.

Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Roses are shit,

Violets are crap,

Show me your clit,

And I'll *** in your lap.
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