Originally Posted by Droid101
I can help out here!
First, you need to quit your job. You get paid too much to be on welfare.
Then, you need to go get yourself an Obamaphone.
Then, march over to the food stamp emporium and grab your stamps!
Now, use all that stuff to buy a Cadillac (all Welfare queens have them!).
You are now a great Welfare Queen! Thanks Obama!
Also helps if you live in a red stste since they are likely to be more takers than givers...