Re: Guys help get Royce White into the NBA dunk contest!!!
Participation in the annual dunk contest held by the National Basketball Association would not be conducive to the fortitude of my mental health. I therefore waive my eligibility to participate until proper sanctions are provided to accommodate my disability. Although NBA fans strongly wish for my participation in said dunking contest, my participation can only be achieved through the distribution of increased playing time, in order to properly address my mental health situation.