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Old 03-18-2013, 02:09 AM   #1
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Default Haha @ The Holy Bible

Didn't know this was in there.

Ezekiel 23:14-21 is hands down the funniest passage written. That n1gga God is hilarious.

14 “But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans[a] portrayed in red, 15 with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea.[b] 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your buttocks were caressed and your young breasts fondled.




In the New Life version, the end of verse 20 is changed to "whose flesh was like those of donkeys and whose flow was like that of horses".

Flesh and flow. Brilliant.
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