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Old 05-10-2013, 08:02 AM   #1
SourPatchKids
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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know thereís a million people out there just like me, but I promise you Iím different. On December 14th, Iím moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. Iíve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.
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