Re: Brook Lopez undergoes foot surgery, not expected to miss any time
well shit, they need to start making those screws out of graphene! but anyway, yea... i'll take a damaged but consistent team player over a small child living in superman's body with his head stuck up his ass.
curious fan: "wow, it's you! this is such an honor! and how's the sweet aroma today, mister dwight?"
publicist: "sorry, he's too busy getting the latest results to answer."
curious fan: "well i still love you, man! and would you be interested in coming and playing for my team, huh huh!?" *pant pant*